My application for being Jet Li's PA

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  1. i10casual

    i10casual Senior member

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    I worked out with on of Jet Li's brother in Houston about six years ago. I was pretty exciting. Sorry, I've been looking for somewhere to tell someone that ever since it happened. Nothing ever came up so I dumped it here. Viva wushu!
     


  2. pebblegrain

    pebblegrain Senior member

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    are you a white gym teacher in asia? being Jet Li's PA sounds way more interesting

    It doesn't seem like it would be that hard, you just serve his ass. I'm sure you can get the leftover groupies.
     


  3. Don Carlos

    Don Carlos In Time Out

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    I don't think I could give up 4 of the prime years of my life, especially since it isn't even a job/career I'd enjoy... Well, it never hurts to have options.
    Then don't apply for the job. That's what it will be. You are someone's total bitch for about four years in the hopes that he'll reward you after awhile. If that doesn't sound appealing, don't do it. You will be miserable and burn out. Don't be fooled by a sexy job description. You will be working for him 24/7/365, on call, to do pretty much anything shy of tying his shoelaces for him. Lots of scheduling, secretarial type work, coordination, and general stuff like that. You'll get some cool access and hang in some interesting circles, but if you're not interested in the long-term game, I don't think you'll survive long.
     


  4. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    I worked out with on of Jet Li's brother in Houston about six years ago. I was pretty exciting. Sorry, I've been looking for somewhere to tell someone that ever since it happened. Nothing ever came up so I dumped it here. Viva wushu!

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  5. Pantisocrat

    Pantisocrat Senior member

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    Personally, I won't mind seeing Jet Li with with some white boy shining his shoes. It'd be art reverses life. Jet has made too many movies where he's a subject of colonial oppression
     


  6. Eason

    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    Personally, I won't mind seeing Jet Li with with some white boy shining his shoes. It'd be art reverses life. Jet has made too many movies where he's a subject of colonial oppression

    I'm not white or a gym teacher FFS. I lecture in Exercise Science, not blow a whistle and make bitches run like a track meet.
     


  7. Pantisocrat

    Pantisocrat Senior member

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    So are you more of a physical educator or an exercise scientist? Exercise Science has an echo of prestige to it. By the way, you've said you're white more times than I could remember. Don't lie man.

    I'm not white or a gym teacher FFS. I lecture in Exercise Science, not blow a whistle and make bitches run like a track meet.
     


  8. jet

    jet Persian Bro

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    Eason I am disappointed to see this thread is not about me and instead some imposter.
     


  9. APK

    APK Senior member

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    Where I send my resume for Jet PA?
     


  10. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    I'm not white or a gym teacher FFS. I lecture in Exercise Science, not blow a whistle and make bitches run like a track meet.

    yes. and he only wears the baseball cap, the tight white polo, navy blue thigh-high shorts, knee high socks and new balance sneakers during social settings.
     


  11. ImaPro

    ImaPro Senior member

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    I'd do it just to say I worked 'with' Jet Li,if you arent a bitch about it he will probably like you.
     


  12. Mr Herbert

    Mr Herbert Senior member

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    dont underrate the soft styles
     


  13. Saturdays

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    Yeah, it's for real. As I said, my brother actually knows the guy (ex-wushu competitor) and said if I actually wanted the job, he'd give him a call. Still though, I don't think I would actually want the job unless the pay was amazing. Being a personal assistant must suck- I like having time to do things like work out, have friends, bang girls/things that look like girls, or squeeze in 8 hours of sleep.

    Even if it sucked, it would definitely not suck for Jet Li.
    I would not mind doing this for Jet Li ever, he definitely looks like someone who has great qualities, a good sense of humor, and can possibly have you do interesting things daily.
    If he paid me $1 a year (but expenses were paid for), I would probably do it and prove myself to him and then I'm sure after the first year he would be like just kidding here's $100,000 for being fucking awesome.
    I can see him doing that.
     


  14. Eason

    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    So are you more of a physical educator or an exercise scientist? Exercise Science has an echo of prestige to it. By the way, you've said you're white more times than I could remember. Don't lie man.

    I can't be white, I'm a Jew. I'm into the science, anatomy, physiology, endocrinology, etc.
     


  15. Matt

    Matt [email protected]

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    I can't be white, I'm a Jew. I'm into the science, anatomy, physiology, endocrinology, etc.
    and plunging necklines on your V-necks...
     


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