I broke up with my gf (general breakup thread)

Lane · Feb 28, 2011

she would have made you adjust your condom after every thrust

Dakota rube · Feb 28, 2011

Goddamnit, I invited the OCD girl over for sex and she ends up cleaning my kitchen.

As long as sex was still part of the evening I don't really see a problem here.

Rambo · Feb 28, 2011

As long as sex was still part of the evening I don't really see a problem here.
+1 You're complaining about this? :-/

otc · Feb 28, 2011

Goddamnit, I invited the OCD girl over for sex and she ends up cleaning my kitchen.

Doesn't sound all bad...

SField · Feb 28, 2011

Sweet Jesus, I need to add to this thread that I just spent the weekend in guangzhou with a slightly SM very crazy girl with some olympic-gold-medal *******. I thought I was a bit kinky before but fuuuuuuuck this girl taught me a thing or two. She is even better in bed than the OCD girl I am also currently seeing, which makes sense I suppose since her psychosis is more promulant. She did kind of ruin my sleep since she woke up from a nightmare and insisted I deadbolt the hotel room door, and asked me to **** me in her sleep. She is coming to visit here in a couple weeks with a bottle of mineral oil and I, for one, can't wait for her crazy issue-laden malay ass to get here.

I don't know why that's making me laugh hysterically.

Eason · Mar 1, 2011

As long as sex was still part of the evening I don't really see a problem here.

I wanted it then, waiting an hour to finish cleaning ruins the mood

Rambo · Mar 1, 2011

I wanted it then, waiting an hour to finish cleaning ruins the mood

You're doing it wrong my son. All wrong.

Eason · Mar 1, 2011

I know what you're thinking, but she is the shyest ****-buddy sex-fiend ever. Wouldn't let me bang her in the kitchen. Conversely, S&M girl likes it in cars, buses, and movie theaters and would probably be bored with the kitchen.

Rambo · Mar 1, 2011

I know what you're thinking, but she is the shyest ****-buddy sex-fiend ever. Wouldn't let me bang her in the kitchen.

First you **** her (wherever appropriate) and THEN you let her go all OCD on your kitchen cabinets.

Conversely, S&M girl likes it in cars, buses, and movie theaters and would probably be bored with the kitchen.
Add food to the mix. I bet you she'd go for that.

Eason · Mar 1, 2011

She'd make me set a placemat.

gort · Mar 1, 2011

Add food to the mix. I bet you she'd go for that.

Ah yes, the ole' George Costanza.

Strombollii · Mar 2, 2011

^ sorry to hear it man. What fraternity?

Thanks, ΔΥ

Rambo · Mar 3, 2011

She'd make me set a placemat.
You need to set a placemat to lick chocolate sauce off her ****?

Ah yes, the ole' George Costanza.
"Pastrami is the most sensual of the cured meats"

fuji · Mar 4, 2011

What to do when some drunk prick tries to grab your gf in a club? Happened yesterday, thought I'd let her handle it, but the guy wouldn't get off and said some **** about how he would "cry himself to sleep" if she didn't dance with him. Even with telling him several times to **** off he literally wouldn't let go of her so I hit him.

indesertum · Mar 4, 2011

^lol. prick prolly deserved it, but walking away is something else you could do

I broke up with my gf (general breakup thread)

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