I broke up with my gf (general breakup thread)

[NAMOR]

Originally Posted by acecow

BTW, those brown jeans are the ****! Too bad, not my size.
haaa, thanks! how are you still living with her? I thought you were paying for rent, etc.

 

[acecow]

Originally Posted by NAMOR

haaa, thanks!

how are you still living with her? I thought you were paying for rent, etc.

I don't remember talking about that...

In any case, we're still friends and she has no place to stay at the moment, so I don't mind her staying there at all. I'm a little sad it didn't work out as she's a great person, beautiful and smart. It's just we have such different attitudes towards life that we're not really compatible. But life is life and not all people can stay together.

 

[NAMOR]

Originally Posted by acecow

I don't remember talking about that...

I may have been talking out of ****** on that one. Sorry to hear that though. I take it that you may not have any chicks over in the near future

 

[acecow]

Originally Posted by NAMOR

I may have been talking out of ****** on that one. Sorry to hear that though. I take it that you may not have any chicks over in the near future

Oh well, they will just have to wait a little more.

 

[Joffrey]

Why not sleep in the same bed and not ********? **** sleeping on a couch for an indefinite period of time.

 

[HgaleK]

Originally Posted by Jodum5

Why not sleep in the same bed and not ********? **** sleeping on a couch for an indefinite period of time.

That'd be pretty cruel.

 

[acecow]

Originally Posted by Jodum5

Why not sleep in the same bed and not ********? **** sleeping on a couch for an indefinite period of time.
I hope it not to be that indefinite. Plus, if I sleep on the bed we'll probably end up ********** and her acting like we never broke up. It's a slippery slope to marriage...

 

[fuji]

Been distancing my self from crazy girl. After going on holiday I realised what a ***** she is. Pretty much just meeting up with her once a week to see how she is, go for a drink and ********, she seems fine. Her dad has a girlfriend younger then her, her families so fucked up.

 

[Rambo]

Originally Posted by fuji

Been distancing my self from crazy girl. After going on holiday I realised what a ***** she is. Pretty much just meeting up with her once a week to see how she is, go for a drink and ********, she seems fine. Her dad has a girlfriend younger then her, her families so fucked up.
Wait, so after ALL THE BULLSHIT you've posted in this threak, you just now realized she's a *****?

 

[Nouveau Pauvre]

Yeah I weekly drink and sleep with all the girls i've "distanced" myself from too.... (10)

Originally Posted by Jodum5

Why not sleep in the same bed and not ********? **** sleeping on a couch for an indefinite period of time.
Personally, I can't share a bed with a girl I find attractive and not try to ******** the whole night, including, apparently in my sleep. I figured most people were similar.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by Magician

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Personally, I can't share a bed with a girl I find attractive and not try to ******** the whole night, including, apparently in my sleep. I figured most people were similar.

inorite - when the dry spell has gone on too long for me, even the dog keeps his distance when sleeping on the bed.

 

[Eason]

I metrostyle'd a girl with some fantastic fake **** last night. I really wanted to ask her if they were fake to make sure, but I think I don't really care enough either way to ask. As long as they still have feeling, all's well that ends well rite? I'm on 3 hours of sleep, missed the shuttle to work this morning, and somehow feel both morally and physically terrible, how bizarre. My gardener scowled at me this morning, it's like he knows what I've been doing, the filthy peasant.

 

[Kajak]

Maybe you feel terrible because you're scared of what may come due to metrostyling it as opposed to suiting up?

 

[Rambo]

Originally Posted by Kajak

Maybe you feel terrible because you're scared of what may come due to metrostyling it as opposed to suiting up?
Clearly, you are not up-to-date on the current definition of "Metrostyling"

 

[Kajak]

Maybe not. Last I heard it was hitting it raw. Does it just mean ******** now?