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Me and my bros.
Around the blogosphere in 80 days.
In the sartorial dick measuring contest we call life I'm undefeated.
As long as I've got this yacht the hipsters can never win.
Because they are poor and shop on eBay.
You probably think I'm going fishing with a cooler full of Heinies.
Channeling DJ Paulie Newman on some Life Magazine archive type ****.
Think again.
We're not doing anything outside of lampin' in espys, macking this fine ass broad and creasing our chinos.
It took me 15 minutes to get this bandanna right.
You think I'm gonna **** that **** up by doing any manual labor disguised as a hobby?
My only hobby is looking fresh.
I repeat, my only hobby is looking fresh to death.
I repeat, my only hobby is looking fresh to death on my ******* yacht.
lefty
I took the ******* Ivy.
Standing on my hardwood floor.
Pennys with no socks (natch).
POV shot.
This **** is straight porno.
I'm a ******* cinemotagrapher.
Who the **** are you?
I'm Trad in a toaster.
******* crispy.
Glad Powerhouse re-published.
I only buy Made in the ******* USA.
Got this **** ******* pre-order.
Haven't even opened the book.
I ******* been had the scans.
In photo class at my liberal arts college.
Name dropped T. Hayashidy.
Prof had no ******* clue.
So not Ivy.
Ivy is not one of eight prestigious unversities.
Ivy is not Madison Avenue.
Ivy is not Brooks Brothers.
Ivy is not modern Jazz.
Ivy is my BA in clownin' on bitches.
Ivy is my crotch out of focus.
Ivy is standing in my iced out apartment.
Steezying for my followers.
I took the ******* Ivy.