"****" Yeah Menswear.

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by lefty, Oct 26, 2010.

  1. lefty

    lefty Senior member

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    http://fuckyeahmenswear.tumblr.com/

    lefty
     


  2. NachoBroadway

    NachoBroadway Senior member

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  3. Bull

    Bull Senior member

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    Where the fuck am I?

    You can't see me.

    That's right.

    Fort made of Filsons.

    I'm buried under here.

    With your girl.

    Told her she "might as well have the best" â„¢

    She agreed.


    ^

    *laughs out loud to the point that secretary asks what happened*

    *follows*
     


  4. Bull

    Bull Senior member

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    Snapping pics of my Aldies.

    I stack kicks like I stack cheddar, son.

    This is Jenga steez.


    ^

    *spits spicy Bulgoki and white rice all over keyboard*
     


  5. Montauk

    Montauk Senior member

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    What did you do this weekend?

    Watch some anime porn?

    Maybe reblog some Sarty pics of an Italian gramps dressed way crispyer than you...

    Fucking amateurs.

    I was on my roof.

    Taking in some killer rays.

    Drinking craft beer.

    Snapping pics of my Aldies.

    I stack kicks like I stack cheddar, son.

    This is Jenga steez.

    Have you seen my shoes?

    Seriously, have you seen my fucking shoes?

    I gots kicks for every occasion.

    Blogger meet up? Checkmate.

    Cigar shell.

    Smashing on haters? In the streets?

    Blue suede.

    Stealing your biotch?

    Indiana Jones orthopedic boots.

    No Sketchers shape ups. It's too easy.

    The list goes on.

    I've seen you in your Allen Edmonds.

    Weakest shit on earth.

    You call those shoes?

    Did your mom pick them out?

    Hanukkah money goes a long way.

    Or maybe you got them for your super sweet sixteen.

    Get some Aldies and maybe you can holler.

    I'll be on my roof. With my new DSLR.

    Teach me how to use it.

    Hi-res stunting.

    Snapping pictorals.

    Shitting on clowns in Florsheim's.


    I want the a/v on this ray of sunshine.
     


  6. Kent Wang

    Kent Wang Affiliate Vendor Dubiously Honored Affiliate Vendor

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    Who writes this? Gotta be a senior member.
     


  7. SpooPoker

    SpooPoker Internet Bigtimer and Most Popular Man on Campus Dubiously Honored Affiliate Vendor

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  8. JGloger

    JGloger Senior member

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    Rofl. So following.
     


  9. tellure

    tellure Senior member

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    Damn that's funny.

    Isn't it always the super-niche humour that hits the hardest? My wife heard me laughing and was like "Ok, share the wealth." Sorry, not possible. Arcane references and multiple layers of irony that you unwrap to get at the biggest laughs. Awesome stuff.
     


  10. GoldenTribe

    GoldenTribe Senior member

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    It was good but this put it over the top:

    "I am the style Lorax. I speak for the steez."

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  11. alliswell

    alliswell Senior member

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    Imagine Todd Barry reading this - it just gets funnier.
     


  12. Baron

    Baron Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Fuck Yeah love it.
     


  13. teddieriley

    teddieriley Senior member

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    Wait, you smell that?
    Awesome. Particularly:

    My only hobby is looking fresh.

    I repeat, my only hobby is looking fresh to death.

    I repeat, my only hobby is looking fresh to death on my f*cking yacht.
     


  14. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    I'M IN MIAMI, BITCH
    I'm taking bets on who this is:

    3 - 1 its MetroStyles

    5 - 1 its ArrogantBastard

    12 - 1 its a Vox puppet


    Lefty - how'd you stumble onto this?
     


  15. lefty

    lefty Senior member

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    ^Casual lurking on the FNB forum.

    I just hope this guy doesn't burn himself out - pace yourself, kid.

    lefty
     


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