"****" Yeah Menswear.

[lefty]

http://fuckyeahmenswear.tumblr.com/

Me and my bros.

Around the blogosphere in 80 days.

In the sartorial dick measuring contest we call life I'm undefeated.

As long as I've got this yacht the hipsters can never win.

Because they are poor and shop on eBay.

You probably think I'm going fishing with a cooler full of Heinies.

Channeling DJ Paulie Newman on some Life Magazine archive type ****.

Think again.

We're not doing anything outside of lampin' in espys, macking this fine ass broad and creasing our chinos.

It took me 15 minutes to get this bandanna right.

You think I'm gonna **** that **** up by doing any manual labor disguised as a hobby?

My only hobby is looking fresh.

I repeat, my only hobby is looking fresh to death.

I repeat, my only hobby is looking fresh to death on my ******* yacht.

I took the ******* Ivy.

Standing on my hardwood floor.

Pennys with no socks (natch).

POV shot.

This **** is straight porno.

I'm a ******* cinemotagrapher.

Who the **** are you?

I'm Trad in a toaster.

******* crispy.

Glad Powerhouse re-published.

I only buy Made in the ******* USA.

Got this **** ******* pre-order.

Haven't even opened the book.

I ******* been had the scans.

In photo class at my liberal arts college.

Name dropped T. Hayashidy.

Prof had no ******* clue.

So not Ivy.

Ivy is not one of eight prestigious unversities.

Ivy is not Madison Avenue.

Ivy is not Brooks Brothers.

Ivy is not modern Jazz.

Ivy is my BA in clownin' on bitches.

Ivy is my crotch out of focus.

Ivy is standing in my iced out apartment.

Steezying for my followers.

I took the ******* Ivy.

lefty

 

[NachoBroadway]

lol following

 

[Bull]

Where the **** am I?

You can't see me.

That's right.

Fort made of Filsons.

I'm buried under here.

With your girl.

Told her she "might as well have the best" â„¢

She agreed.

^

*laughs out loud to the point that secretary asks what happened*

*follows*

 

[Bull]

Snapping pics of my Aldies.

I stack kicks like I stack cheddar, son.

This is Jenga steez.

^

*spits spicy Bulgoki and white rice all over keyboard*

 

[Montauk]

Originally Posted by Bull

What did you do this weekend?

Watch some anime Appreciation?

Maybe reblog some Sarty pics of an Italian gramps dressed way crispyer than you...

******* amateurs.

I was on my roof.

Taking in some killer rays.

Drinking craft beer.

Snapping pics of my Aldies.

I stack kicks like I stack cheddar, son.

This is Jenga steez.

Have you seen my shoes?

Seriously, have you seen my ******* shoes?

I gots kicks for every occasion.

Blogger meet up? Checkmate.

Cigar shell.

Smashing on haters? In the streets?

Blue suede.

Stealing your biotch?

Indiana Jones orthopedic boots.

No Sketchers shape ups. It's too easy.

The list goes on.

I've seen you in your Allen Edmonds.

Weakest **** on earth.

You call those shoes?

Did your mom pick them out?

Hanukkah money goes a long way.

Or maybe you got them for your super sweet sixteen.

Get some Aldies and maybe you can holler.

I'll be on my roof. With my new DSLR.

Teach me how to use it.

Hi-res stunting.

Snapping pictorals.

******** on clowns in Florsheim's.

I want the a/v on this ray of sunshine.

 

[Kent Wang]

Who writes this? Gotta be a senior member.

 

[SpooPoker]

Sounds like GQHustler to me.

 

[JGloger]

Rofl. So following.

 

[tellure]

Damn that's funny.

Isn't it always the super-niche humour that hits the hardest? My wife heard me laughing and was like "Ok, share the wealth." Sorry, not possible. Arcane references and multiple layers of irony that you unwrap to get at the biggest laughs. Awesome stuff.

 

[GoldenTribe]

It was good but this put it over the top:

"I am the style Lorax. I speak for the steez."

 

[alliswell]

Imagine Todd Barry reading this - it just gets funnier.

 

[Baron]

**** Yeah love it.

 

[teddieriley]

Awesome. Particularly:

My only hobby is looking fresh.

I repeat, my only hobby is looking fresh to death.

I repeat, my only hobby is looking fresh to death on my f*cking yacht.

 

[Rambo]

I'm taking bets on who this is:

3 - 1 its MetroStyles

5 - 1 its ArrogantBastard

12 - 1 its a Vox puppet


Lefty - how'd you stumble onto this?

 

[lefty]

^Casual lurking on the FNB forum.

I just hope this guy doesn't burn himself out - pace yourself, kid.

lefty