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rnoldh · May 8, 2009

Originally Posted by texas_jack

flagged off. Photo looked promising.

What do you mean flagged off. The ad is still up and running in Houston and here it is:

Free ass kicking (toyota center)
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-08, 7:56AM CDT

Hi, I have had an ass kicking that has been sitting around and need to get rid of. If you would like to adopt this FREE ass kicking with NO REHOMING FEE, just meet me at the Toyota center right before the Rockets game. I guarantee to deliver this healthy ass kicking NO QUESTIONS ASKED. Just walk right up and punch me in the face, so I know who you are. Then I will "UNLEASH THE BEAST!" You wanted it? You're getting it! Oh yea, just so you know who I am...........................I'll be the loud annoying guy in the Lakers jersey! Come get you some! (Acytually, the whole thing. Not just some) Thanks.

t_j If you come to Houston for your Free ass kicking, I'll put you up

wmmk · May 8, 2009

Originally Posted by Thomas

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/367672638.html

This one should be required reading.

Sorry, but that's utter bullshit.

thats.mana · May 9, 2009

suited · Feb 15, 2010

http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/fuo/1573181021.html

IUtoSLU · Feb 15, 2010

Originally Posted by suited

http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/fuo/1573181021.html

Pretty good lafs there. People are so stupid...

wetnose · Feb 15, 2010

This is one you can share with your mother:

Lost: big box of crickets on the subway
Date: 2006-04-08, 11:33PM EDT

oh god oh god oh god i hope sumone can find a big brown cardboard box i left on TTC subway at Bloor station!!!

it was a box of 10000 food crickets for my three bearded dragon pets and oh god oh god oh god if anyone opens it things are really gonna be hoppin on the TTC

if found contact me unless you are angry and covered in crickets

dragon8 · Feb 16, 2010

Originally Posted by wetnose

This is one you can share with your mother:

Lost: big box of crickets on the subway
Date: 2006-04-08, 11:33PM EDT

oh god oh god oh god i hope sumone can find a big brown cardboard box i left on TTC subway at Bloor station!!!

it was a box of 10000 food crickets for my three bearded dragon pets and oh god oh god oh god if anyone opens it things are really gonna be hoppin on the TTC

if found contact me unless you are angry and covered in crickets

LOL! I guess no one found it since there is nothing on the news!!!

VKK3450 · Feb 16, 2010

Originally Posted by IUtoSLU

Pretty good lafs there. People are so stupid...

I dont get it...

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Johnny_5 · Feb 16, 2010

They say king sized in the ad but the picture they posted from the store the bought it from says it is a queen sized.

suited · Feb 16, 2010

Originally Posted by Johnny_5

They say king sized in the ad but the picture they posted from the store the bought it from says it is a queen sized.

Not only that, but most people aren't going to see that, so it just looks like they're selling a used mattress for 1200 that you can buy new for 1099.

underwearer · Feb 16, 2010

not best of but this one made me chuckle when I saw it..re: hundreds of stipper clothes

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/clo/1597611767.html

Johnny_5 · Feb 16, 2010

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

Teacher · Feb 16, 2010

onion · Feb 16, 2010

Originally Posted by Johnny_5

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

Amazing.

VKK3450 · Feb 16, 2010

Originally Posted by Johnny_5

They say king sized in the ad but the picture they posted from the store the bought it from says it is a queen sized.

Originally Posted by suited

Not only that, but most people aren't going to see that, so it just looks like they're selling a used mattress for 1200 that you can buy new for 1099.

Doh...

K

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