Which side do you tuck to?

SWB · Jan 31, 2008

I just washed my New Standards after 6 months of solid wear, only to find that I had significantly more fading on one side of the crotch. That's not to say I'm dealing with a cock fade, however--in fact, quite the opposite: the side opposite to that of which I tuck the, uh, member seems to have faded considerably more.

Since I always tuck to the left, my theory is that the unit has caused a break in the crease from the crotch of my denim to the side seam; thus resulting in reduced stress across the point of fade. So my question is, has anyone else experienced this? Do you tuck to a single side, or alternate in the interest of even fades? Am I barking up a tree I should've casually walked past? Discuss.

evilgeniusdan · Jan 31, 2008

Right.

tagutcow · Jan 31, 2008

Â People hate on tighty whities, but they do have their advantages.

Â Why, just the other day a woman complimented me on my perfectly symmetrical cock fade!

cowlick · Jan 31, 2008

Originally Posted by tagutcow

Why, just the other day a woman complimented me on my perfectly symmetrical cock fade!

LOL

I really did just laugh out loud when I read this. haha

whodini · Jan 31, 2008

This thread is ******* pointless. You shouldn't be having any unilateral fade difference or at least I have never seen such on any of my pairs. Knee fades just hide everything.

evilgeniusdan · Jan 31, 2008

Originally Posted by whodini

This thread is ******* pointless. You shouldn't be having any unilateral fade difference or at least I have never seen such on any of my pairs. Knee fades just hide everything.

I don't know how you do it.

theshonen8899 · Jan 31, 2008

Arethusa · Jan 31, 2008

I never know where the bloody thing is. Bobs about like a windsock.

Drinkwaters · Jan 31, 2008

The proper terminology for the sartorial positioning of your Johnson is "What side do you dress on"
Just for future determination of positioning.

Gary

TyCooN · Jan 31, 2008

so what's this thread about?

Arethusa · Jan 31, 2008

Originally Posted by drink8648

The proper terminology for the sartorial positioning of your Johnson is "What side do you dress on"
Just for future determination of positioning.

Gary
Most of my gentlemen favor left these days. Don't think it's political.

pharrow59 · Feb 1, 2008

between the last and second to last button on the fly.

Tokyo Slim · Feb 1, 2008

I, for some reason always have one sock that slips down, causing me untold irritation. Half the time its the right sock, the other days, the left. Some might think its because I have different sized calves, or that I wear cheap socks. I've never been able to figure it out. Regardless, I usually just roll the end of ******* back up into my pant leg with a modicum of embarrassment, pull the sock back over it, and continue with whatever I happened to be doing.

brad-t · Feb 1, 2008

Right-handed guys usually lean to the left.

stickonatree · Feb 1, 2008

i tuck it back under and around to ******.

Which side do you tuck to?

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