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Jessica Simpson is HUGE

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Wasn't she anorexic two weeks ago?

Also, those may very well be some of the ugliest jeans I've ever seen. Mom jeans that undoubtedly come at a premium. I guess it was an emergency purchase as she sure can't fit into any of her old jeans.

Also, I'd still hit it.
 

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or perhaps she's the next Jenny Craig spokesperson and is in the "before" stage.
 

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i would bet she has an extremely vinegary *****.
 

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Lohan is too thin for Conne
Simpson is too fat for Conne

What conclusion should we draw from these statements? Anyone who is new to SF would think: Conne likes his girls not too thin or too fat.

We in SF know that's not the correct conclusion
 

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I'm guessing age isn't a factor then?
 

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Originally Posted by gdl203
Lohan is too thin for Conne
Simpson is too fat for Conne

What conclusion should we draw from these statements? Anyone who is new to SF would think: Conne likes his girls not too thin or too fat.

We in SF know that's not the correct conclusion


Conne's been posting in the "these are fake, right?" thread too, recently.

He's been making a good show of it.
 

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Originally Posted by tagutcow
Conne's been posting in the "these are fake, right?" thread too, recently.

He's been making a good show of it.


Probably studying sizes and weighing his options?
 

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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7
Who'd still hit?

Count me in.

Originally Posted by texas_jack
She's probably still thinner than 90% of the gfs/wives of posters here.

Not true, most here are **** and have no girlfriends or wives. And the boyfriends are very fit, look at randallr, chronoaug, whodini etc.

Originally Posted by thekunk07
i would bet she has an extremely vinegary *****.

She can pickle my kack.
 

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gallery_main-0126_jessica_simpson_cookoff_15.jpg


You know, Southern-Country-Hot is really only a very short putt from Redneck-White-Trashy.
 

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She looks like an Alabama trailer-dweller on her way to work the Denny's morning shift.
 

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Originally Posted by tagutcow
gallery_main-0126_jessica_simpson_cookoff_15.jpg


You know, Southern-Country-Hot is really only a very short putt from Redneck-White-Trashy.


+1. If she wasn't famous, I wouldn't do her. I just want to say ******** her, I just won't tell people it was during her fried Twinkies phase.
 

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