Why are women so alluring?

[acidboy]

because statistically, its easier to find a woman willing to nibble your perineum.

 

[imatlas]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

because statistically, its easier to find a woman willing to nibble your perineum.

You've obviously never been in San Francisco on Folsom Street Fair weekend.

 

[acidboy]

can I wear my crotchless undies there?

 

[Dedalus]

I feel the same way, OP! I wrote a poem about it:

Are you not weary of ardent ways,
Lure of the fallen seraphim?
Tell no more of enchanted days.

Your eyes have set man's heart ablaze
And you have had your will of him.
Are you not weary of ardent ways?

Above the flame the smoke of praise
Goes up from ocean rim to rim.
Tell no more of enchanted days.

Our broken cries and mournful lays
Rise in one eucharistic hymn.
Are you not weary of ardent ways?

While sacrificing hands upraise
The chalice flowing to the brim.
Tell no more of enchanted days.

And still you hold our longing gaze
With languorous look and lavish limb!
Are you not weary of ardent ways?
Tell no more of enchanted days.

 

[redcaimen]

Because they are soft and they smell nice.

 

[edmorel]

Originally Posted by redcaimen

Because they are soft and they smell nice.

even the parts that don't smell nice are quite alluring.

 

[gamelan]

because they're evil and men are weak.

-Jeff

 

[MetroStyles]

Because they remind me of ********.

 

[TheFoo]

More delicate vein patterns.

 

[DNW]

As been said before, it's teh pink taco.

 

[Helix]

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.