What do we all do for a living?

[patrickBOOTH]

Originally Posted by thunderthighs

I spent my life trying to make my mother happy, even going to medical school in the process. When that didn't work either (due to the fact that I didn't go to an ivy-league school, or become a world-famous brain surgeon, or discover the cure for AIDS), I just gave the **** up.

Now I just sit around doing nothing.

Maybe that's why, you know... the thighs?

 

[TurboBruce]

Originally Posted by Opermann

As my name suggests, I'm actually an opera singer.

It's a pretty broad title for how I actually make a living; suffice it to say that I whore my genetic freak of a voice out to opera companies, symphonies, churches and temples.

I'm jealous! I wish I could do that for a living. Have you recorded anything interesting?

 

[francisco_bt]

analyst for a management consultancy

 

[ajv]

Always reminds me of this sentence in French : "je fais mais je ne marche pas dedans", roughly :
I do but don't walk into it.....

Adrian

 

[Shoe City Thinker]

Bastard Operator from Hell

 

[idfnl]

Originally Posted by 1901

great post
It was.... I was sitting there reading that **** like it was serious and then I was like 'this dude's an idiot, he didnt even tell us what he does', then I realized I was an idiot when someone poasted:

Originally Posted by pvrhye

Ruh Roh Raggy.

 

[allreds]

Originally Posted by Trompe le Monde

My job is so ******* unbelievable
and we solve mysteries and ****.

fantastic

 

[lasbar]

Originally Posted by Opermann

As my name suggests, I'm actually an opera singer.

It's a pretty broad title for how I actually make a living; suffice it to say that I whore my genetic freak of a voice out to opera companies, symphonies, churches and temples.

In your line of work, it is very important to have the right pimp/agent to whore yourself...

 

[dep126]

Police detective. Very interesting job......can be hilarious, depressing, and disgusting.....sometimes all in the same day.

 

[997CTSurg]

Fancy plumber.
New pipes and valves.

 

[armac]

Law student, soon to be grad. yay.

 

[taxgenius]

Originally Posted by Trompe le Monde

My job is so ******* unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ******* stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ******* dog to work. Every ******* day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ******* day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.

 

[glum]

anyone say 'beaver patrol' yet? if not, then that's what i do.

 

[SpooPoker]

I design watches. I designed the Rouchefoucauld. Its the thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. It was *the* sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail! It tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad.

 

[andrew96]

Ichthyologist *****!