This Budweiser 55 ad explains it all...

[Flambeur]

For a light golden lager that delivers crisp refreshment without the guilt, SELECT 55 - the lightest beer in the world!

What's the best way to burn 55 calories?

-33min of web surfing
-49min of reality TV
-20min of power shopping


UGH

 

[MetroStyles]

So they are marketing to cockfagzzz?

 

[unjung]

I can't even imagine how **** this stuff tastes.

 

[oneeightyseven]

uhhhh I fail to see what's wrong here; sounds like a normal night-in

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by Flambeur

For a light golden lager that delivers crisp refreshment without the guilt, SELECT 55 - the lightest beer in the world!

What's the best way to burn 55 calories?

-33min of web surfing
-49min of reality TV
-20min of power shopping
-258min of fapping
FTFY

 

[WhateverYouLike]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

FTFY
You expend more energy web surfing than fapping? Youre not doing it right. Maybe you should post your fap routine. I'd recommend HIIT faps.

 

[indy116]

Originally Posted by unjung

I can't even imagine how **** this stuff tastes.

I tried one of those 64 calorie Beck's Lights a few weeks ago. Coulda sworn I was drinking water. Felt rather ripped off. And now a beer even lighter? Forget about it.

 

[fleet on feet]

select 55 sounds like 55 calories of pure

 

[spertia]

So is some brewery eventually going to come up with a nasty one-calorie beer, kind of like a diet soda? I can't believe that Bud has gotten it down to 55 calories; even 100-calorie light beer tastes awful.

 

[Gotham]

Its probably diluted light beer

 

[shasta]

the gayest thing of all is that bud 55, mgd 64, and becks' 64 all only have 2.2% alcohol, about half of what normal light beer at around 100 calories, so to get the same desired affect, you'll still end up consuming the same amount of calories or more.

 

[Flambeur]

Originally Posted by shasta

the gayest thing of all is that bud 55, mgd 64, and becks' 64 all only have 2.2% alcohol, about half of what normal light beer at around 100 calories, so to get the same desired affect, you'll still end up consuming the same amount of calories or more.

Yup

It's absolutely stupid.

 

[ama]

Originally Posted by shasta

the gayest thing of all is that bud 55, mgd 64, and becks' 64 all only have 2.2% alcohol, about half of what normal light beer at around 100 calories, so to get the same desired affect, you'll still end up consuming the same amount of calories or more.

No one drinks this **** to get drunk, they'd sooner go down with water poisoning then a buzz.