This Budweiser 55 ad explains it all...

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  1. Flambeur

    Flambeur Senior member

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    For a light golden lager that delivers crisp refreshment without the guilt, SELECT 55 - the lightest beer in the world!

    What's the best way to burn 55 calories?

    -33min of web surfing
    -49min of reality TV
    -20min of power shopping


    UGH [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     


  2. MetroStyles

    MetroStyles Senior member

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    So they are marketing to cockfagzzz?
     


  3. unjung

    unjung Senior member

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    I can't even imagine how shit this stuff tastes.
     


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    oneeightyseven Almost Special

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    uhhhh I fail to see what's wrong here; sounds like a normal night-in[​IMG]
     


  5. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    For a light golden lager that delivers crisp refreshment without the guilt, SELECT 55 - the lightest beer in the world!

    What's the best way to burn 55 calories?

    -33min of web surfing
    -49min of reality TV
    -20min of power shopping
    -258min of fapping

    FTFY
     


  6. WhateverYouLike

    WhateverYouLike Senior member

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    FTFY
    You expend more energy web surfing than fapping? Youre not doing it right. Maybe you should post your fap routine. I'd recommend HIIT faps.
     


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    I can't even imagine how shit this stuff tastes.

    I tried one of those 64 calorie Beck's Lights a few weeks ago. Coulda sworn I was drinking water. Felt rather ripped off. And now a beer even lighter? Forget about it.
     


  8. fleet on feet

    fleet on feet Senior member

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    select 55 sounds like 55 calories of pure
    [​IMG]
     


  9. spertia

    spertia Senior member

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    So is some brewery eventually going to come up with a nasty one-calorie beer, kind of like a diet soda? I can't believe that Bud has gotten it down to 55 calories; even 100-calorie light beer tastes awful.
     


  10. Gotham

    Gotham Senior member

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    Its probably diluted light beer
     


  11. shasta

    shasta Senior member

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    the gayest thing of all is that bud 55, mgd 64, and becks' 64 all only have 2.2% alcohol, about half of what normal light beer at around 100 calories, so to get the same desired affect, you'll still end up consuming the same amount of calories or more.
     


  12. Flambeur

    Flambeur Senior member

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    the gayest thing of all is that bud 55, mgd 64, and becks' 64 all only have 2.2% alcohol, about half of what normal light beer at around 100 calories, so to get the same desired affect, you'll still end up consuming the same amount of calories or more.

    Yup

    It's absolutely stupid.
     


  13. ama

    ama Senior member

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    the gayest thing of all is that bud 55, mgd 64, and becks' 64 all only have 2.2% alcohol, about half of what normal light beer at around 100 calories, so to get the same desired affect, you'll still end up consuming the same amount of calories or more.

    No one drinks this shit to get drunk, they'd sooner go down with water poisoning then a buzz.
     


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