Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[otc]

I've seen most of these ads before but this site's posting of them is now showing up on facebook:
http://www.retronaut.co/2011/11/vintage-weight-gain-ads/

the thing they fail to notice is that all of those girls shown in the "after" images still weigh less than their fat facebook asses.

 

[munchausen]

Like the way fat girls like to call themselves "curvy". Kim Kardashian is curvy. You got one big curve that goes all the way around.

 

[lasbar]



Like the way fat girls like to call themselves "curvy". Kim Kardashian is curvy. You got one big curve that goes all the way around.

Fat curvy women are as attractive to me as scurvy to a seaman..

 

[otc]

"CPAP machines must be reallll awkward during one-night stands"

 

[Texastyle]

This girl is so trashy.


"woohoo just got my first child support payment in almost 10 months only took getting the attorney general to get it"

 

[gort]



Friend who is a smart lawyer posted a photo of an apple and hard boiled egg on her desk with the following caption: Breakfast!! Yummies!!

Insecure fat women like to post what they are eating to get positive comments from people on what a good job they are doing on their diet.

 

[HLow]

Insecure fat women like to post what they are eating to get positive comments from people on what a good job they are doing on their diet.

this deserves a +1

 

[acidboy]

'' I will never forget yσu ''

A 14 years old boy got beaten half dead by his stepfather.He only tried to protect his little sister from being raped.Now he's struggling for his life,but doctors say he won't make it without a surgery.His mother doesn't have money to pay it.Facebook donates 45cents for every sharing or reposting.

Please help.
like share and spread the message!

 

[APK]

I think I finally get to delete several family members that I only accepted friend requests from because all hell would break loose if I didn't. Two of my mom's insane sisters repeatedly called her a "*************" during an argument that started when she said she thought texting was stupid.

Happy holidays!

 

[tagutcow]



Yeah, I have a guy like this on my friends list too. He tosses platitudes and half-baked aperçus out into the void, and nobody ever responds. As a socially inept, terminally lonely member of society myself- but a terminally lonely member of society who is nonetheless capable of occasionally arousing interest through his comments- my heart truly breaks for those who are both lonely and banal.

BTW, this guy just posted this chain letter:

wow...had to repost this...the title is true

A Must Read
I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have
enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him
to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved
most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me
and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and
a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different
state of mind from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little
boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices: (1)Copy & Paste this on your wall (2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart​

 

[acidboy]

^ replace "doll" with "crack" and you'll have a nicer, heartwarming story.

 

[lasbar]



I think I finally get to delete several family members that I only accepted friend requests from because all hell would break loose if I didn't. Two of my mom's insane sisters repeatedly called her a "*************" during an argument that started when she said she thought texting was stupid.
Happy holidays!

Your family gatherings must be entertaining..

 

[sonick]

"Making dinner at home is expensive!! It cost me over $40 for ingredients "

A few posts later, I see what she made for dinner... Spinach & Cheese Pasta Casserole.

How spinach, cheese and a pasta can add up to over $40 I have absolutely no idea.

 

[dune]

Is she fat?

 

[Gibonius]

Maybe she had to buy all the dishes and stuff.