Things your dumb friends post on facebook

[gomestar]

"give it a try" whispered my heart

 

[L'Incandescent]

I think the heart is advising the person to try out being a gay (represented in picture as color of rainbow).

 

[Piobaire]

I think that coupling the water with the rainbow means the writer is doing the classic experiment of placing a mirror submerged in water in direct sunlight.

SCIENCE, *****!

 

[MrG]

"SLOW, AND WITH LOTS OF LUBE!!!" screamed the butthole

 

[sonick]



"SLOW, AND WITH LOTS OF LUBE!!!" screamed Neo

ftfy

 

[kwilkinson]

Yeah right! Neo loves to get ripped apart.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

I see SF is still as classy as ever.

 

[imatlas]

Shut up and show us your wad (currency).

 

[acidboy]

#travel tip: make covers for your luggages! we carried this one all the way to Florida then California then Colorado then Utah and back to Manila, and we're so happy we did, because our white luggage still looks new (and the cover, well, looks dirty even after washing - but hey, that's their purpose, right?) #tip #travelagency

for people who also cover their couch with tablecloth #yourtipsucks #wtfwhiteluggage #fuckyoupretentiousbitch

 

[Bhowie]

Then
Then
Then
Then
Then

THEN WE INVENTED THE ******* COMMA FOR A REASON.

 

[HRoi]

Not just pretentious but also doing it wrong. Travel pretentiousness is making sure your luggage gets beat up and covered with stickers from cool places so people can take one look at your bag and see how jet set you are

 

[GreenFrog]

The biggest crime they committed was purchasing that hideous suit case.

 

[Blackhood]



Not just pretentious but also doing it wrong. Travel pretentiousness is making sure your luggage gets beat up and covered with stickers from cool places so people can take one look at your bag and see how jet set you are

Travel pretentiousness is chartering a private jet. It even costs less than taking a family of 5 in first class most of the time.

 

[lasbar]



I see SF is still as classy as ever.

You're a legend over here..

 

[Bhowie]

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