Things you just don't get

[Texasmade]

I’m surprised they didn’t throw in open up multiple bank accounts to take advantage of the free money when you have a certain minimum cash balance.

 

[mhip]

I’m not gonna click on it but it reminds me of an influencer douche around here who flaunts his house, cars, jet and offers to sell you his secrets for being a self-made wealthy person.

This is my wealth manager...

 

[Omega Male]

That's the most 80s thing I've seen in a while.

 

[brokencycle]

I’m not gonna click on it but it reminds me of an influencer douche around here who flaunts his house, cars, jet NFTs and offers to sell you his secrets for being a self-made wealthy person.

basically the secret is, you get a bunch of saps to buy your secrets to being a self-made wealthy person.

It still works.

 

[Omega Male]

It still works.

It's not just the small fry in on the grift either.

MIT Media Lab Cryptocurrency online short course

Discover how to make a critical evaluation of the feasibility of a cryptocurrency project.

www.getsmarter.com

 

[SixOhNine]

It's not just the small fry in on the grift either.

MIT Media Lab Cryptocurrency online short course

Discover how to make a critical evaluation of the feasibility of a cryptocurrency project.

www.getsmarter.com

ENROLLED!

When I'm done, not only will I be a cryptocurrency god, I can put "MIT graduate" on my resume. Diamond Hands, here I come!

 

[Omega Male]

ENROLLED!

When I'm done, not only will I be a cryptocurrency god, I can put "MIT graduate" on my resume. Diamond Hands, here I come!

The real chef's kiss is this.

Gensler is of course the current chairman of the SEC, former chairman of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (which claims regulatory jurisdiction over cryptocurrencies), former assistant secretary of the Treasury and (inevitably) former partner at Goldman Sachs.

🤷‍♂️

 

[ter1413]

...

 

[PhilKenSebben]

This is my wealth manager...

This is amazing.

 

[HRoi]

It's not just the small fry in on the grift either.

MIT Media Lab Cryptocurrency online short course

Discover how to make a critical evaluation of the feasibility of a cryptocurrency project.

www.getsmarter.com

My takeaway here is that you need to go to MIT to understand what this **** is

 

[ter1413]

X-Post...

https://www.hiscox.com

"Why over 400,000 small businesses choose Hiscox"

 

[brandonboot]

i hate when the door dashers get to your house and then stay outside for 10min while calling you “Hello I don’t know what house but I am out front can you come outside” and I’m just like no plz leave the food and leave

 

[Numbernine]

i hate when the door dashers get to your house and then stay outside for 10min while calling you “Hello I don’t know what house but I am out front can you come outside” and I’m just like no plz leave the food and leave

I was in front the other day and one asked me " do all these houses have the same address?" Uh no they're different houses wtf

 

[venividivicibj]

i hate when the door dashers get to your house and then stay outside for 10min while calling you “Hello I don’t know what house but I am out front can you come outside” and I’m just like no plz leave the food and leave

I have the opposite issue. People just leave the food and I don’t know it’s there so it ends up sitting there for 10 min before I pick it up.

 

[Gibonius]

I have the opposite issue. People just leave the food and I don’t know it’s there so it ends up sitting there for 10 min before I pick it up.

lol I was going to say. Since the pandemic, delivery folk just drop that **** off and mosey. They don't even ring the bell most of the time.

It's honestly weird when they actually wait to hand the food to you these days. It's like, wait, how does this work again? I already tipped you, I guess I just say thanks and take the food and you go away?