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Things you just don't get

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by tiecollector, Jul 3, 2009.

  1. indesertum

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  2. Kira

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    Guys, what the hell?

    This girl had over five alcoholic drinks at this event I just came home from. Now she has a bottle of wine in her hand!

    "Don't worry, I'm fine. I'm pretty experienced with driving under the influence. My house is right down the corner."

    Me: Pretty experienced? Oh dear... Mhmmm... Is anyone there not drinking? (These people are underage.)

    "No, everyone here is drinking."

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  3. Piobaire

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    !!!!
     
  4. L'Incandescent

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    Driving under the influence is illegal should not be a done act. (Unless you are driving under the influence of a good driver's ed teacher, but that is not what the phrase "driving under the influence" means in real life settings.)
     
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  5. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Why the hell is my iTunes icon be red?
     
  6. Find Finn

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    Because of Yosemite Sam.



    I would have called the police.
     
  7. Piobaire

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    I could see you and Kira out on the town together.
     
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  8. Find Finn

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    Nah, drinking and driving is not okay and I don't give a fuck who you are, if I see you driving while drunk, I will call the police.
     
  9. Piobaire

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    DUI is not cool but neither is Kira. Don't align yourself with trolls.
     
  10. Find Finn

    Find Finn Senior member

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    Which is why I quoted the ├╝ber troll l'inc
     
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  13. L'Incandescent

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    What is that ridiculous song that is in the ad for Surface Pro 3? Good Lord.
     
  14. HRoi

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    That and the Mcconaughy Lincoln ads are the most wildly irritating ads on US TV today.
     
  15. Kid Nickels

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    Nah man you're missing the point. It's McConaughy and he's so folksy and genuine. I mean JFC he was driving a Lincoln before someone paid him to drive a Lincoln. Now that's integrity. :nodding:
     
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  16. L'Incandescent

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    One thing I do every day is I disassemble my bed and put it in a closet helps to create more of an open feel in my living space. But then I have to re-assemble it when I turn in for sleep. I wonder if it's worth it to do that (hard to re-assemble when betrunken).
     
  17. HRoi

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    I kinda liked him before but now I just want to taint punch him. I tried to listen to what he's saying and it doesn't even make sense. It's like he strung together all the folksy cliche phrases without bothering to form complete sentences
     
  18. MrG

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    He should have just smiled, looked into the camera, and started driving without saying a word. Then, about 25 seconds in, he should have again looked at the camera and gone, "alright alright alriiiiight" before the commercial cut to black like the last episode of The Sopranos.

    I'd buy that car.
     
  19. brokencycle

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    I don't get where the forum's favorite alcoholic defense attorney is. Unlike him not to grace us with his posts for so long.
     
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    "what type of person snacks on raw leeks??"



    i now know that type of person.
     

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