Things you just don't get

[HRoi]

But you can't DHL a 20 dollar bill. Those ass F***ers.

 

[LawrenceMD]



Ummm, I'm pretty sure you can already do this.

well I'll be damned. you're right there are automated USPS priority/express mail machines and drop off bins.

honestly I've never seen them, all i remember from my experiences in midtown manhattan and brooklyn is this:

^yup you have to do your transactions through plexiglass windows, even the packages you drop off you have to coordinate with the postal worker and put it in a plexiglass box and have your side closed before he/she can open her side (vice versa).

I'd be surprised if I go a little upstate and see actual post office workers without the plexiglass.

but even here in connecticut I haven't seen those automated machines and drop bins. they'd be super useful because standing in line (especially if you've prepaid postage) ******* sucks.

another thing I've only heard about but never seen or tried is the automated immigration kiosks in JFK. apparently they have these immigration kiosks at the point of entry where you just scan your passport and a few touch screen options and you're done. I picked someone up last friday coming in from Korea (terminal 1) and he told me about how there was no lines (even with two full flights coming in simultaneously) because the automated immigration kiosks were so efficient.

 

[otc]

Don't know about express mail (never use it), but I am pretty sure you can ship priority along with everything else.

I just toss it in with the other mail and it always gets to its destination. I think the primary requirement is that postage be electronic if it is over 14oz (e.g. you paid with a traceable method, not stamps).

 

[patrickBOOTH]

My girlfriend's aunt posted this video on Facebook of her daughter dancing. She is young and dancing the hip hop style that she is taking lessons to learn. It is really inappropriate and undignified to dance in this manner for anybody let alone a little girl.

 

[lasbar]



My girlfriend's aunt posted this video on Facebook of her daughter dancing. She is young and dancing the hip hop style that she is taking lessons to learn. It is really inappropriate and undignified to dance in this manner for anybody let alone a little girl.

If she is white ,she will look stupid..

 

[zarathustra]

 

[L'Incandescent]

I logged on to gmail they was like "You must needs create of shelfie (shareable selfie) they are so incredibly popular on gmail nowadays!!!!" And I am basically like "Oh for criminy sakes."

 

[Big Pun]

^^I imagine no one understands your sense of humor IRL.

I don't get B&S sellers here who advertize a price and then throw on the old add 4% PP fees at the end, if I buy a $500 jacket that's an extra $20 I'm paying, why be sneaky about it?

 

[L'Incandescent]

The problem is that I do not understand gmail's sense of humor IRL (in real life). Or maybe they are in earnest of shelfie?

http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2014/03/introducing-gmail-shelfie.html

 

[patrickBOOTH]

You should have posted a selfie of ********* and said, "Take that!"

 

[Douglas]

Would that actually be considered a selfie unless the dick took the picture?

 

[Biscotti]

Does your face take the picture when you do face selfies? No. I consider ******* to be a part of myself.

 

[Douglas]



Does your face take the picture when you do face selfies? No. I consider ******* to be a part of myself.

Well I would make an exception in your case, because you are a dickhead.

 

[HRoi]

Macro setting on the camera, amirite?

 

[patrickBOOTH]

I never write anything down at work meetings. I always just bring a pad and pen for perception purposes. Plus, I have an awesome pen.