Things you just don't get

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  1. otc

    otc Senior member

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    Did you go to high school in the 60's and end up designing my high school?

    Because the original structure was shaped like a dick (with a few cancerous growths). The classrooms were located in two big circles that connected to a long shaft that ran off to the side containing a long hallway with lockers, administrative offices, auditorium, etc.

    looked kind of like this but thicker (and with the balls hanging closer together):
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  2. otc

    otc Senior member

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    Obviously the things like the gym and the auditorium just bulged out of the side of the shaft, so the aerial view is a little less dickish, but a map of the lockers/classrooms was 100% cock.
     


  3. upthewazzu

    upthewazzu Senior member

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    Just got this email from our HOA prez:

    "I had a few homeowners email me yesterday because they almost hit children who were sitting on skateboards and could not be seen by drivers reversing out of their drives, or the kids were riding bicycles down the sidewalks and could not be seen.

    This should be very frightening to all those with kids and all those who are driving."

    Ok, a couple of things. Are kids so lazy these days that they can't stand on their skateboards like a normal hooligan? And after almost hitting one of them, who goes and fires off emails to the HOA board? Also, as a childless driver, should I really be terrified of these potential hazards?
     
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  4. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    I might have posted this one before, because I remember thinking it before. And now I have been reminded - why are hot dogs sold in packs of 10, but hot dog buns in packs of 8? What am I supposed to do with the 2 extra dogs? Or 6 extra buns if I get another pack?

    My first instinct is to double stuff the last two buns but maybe there's a better way. But curse you meat packers and bun bakers for putting me in this untenable position!!
     


  5. imatlas

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    Don't kids always start by sitting on their boards?


    My instinct is always to double stuff the two buns, and also:

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  6. Gibonius

    Gibonius Senior member

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    Some of the kids in my neighborhood like to lay on their stomachs and ride a skateboard down the street. They do this RIGHT BEHIND parked cars. All it would take is one dude backing up and they're pancaked.

    Well, that, or if they hit a pinecone. *splat*


    I hit some dude who was biking on the sidewalk (in Athens GA). I was getting ready to make a right on red, pulled out, and he comes off the sidewalk (against the red) and smashes into my car. Goes flying over my hood and crumples on the ground. He sprung right up, looked around in panic, grabbed his disintegrated bike and ran off. I had no idea wtf. Fortunately he hit the wheel so I barely had any damage.
     
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  7. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I stick the extra dogs in my bum. Try it, you'll like it.
     


  8. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    But I told you, I don't have enough buns! You did mean to type bun there, didn't you?
     


  9. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    This guy in my office had a huge heart attack 5 months ago. He is back and in good health. He used to have a really red face, but no longer does. I kind of miss the red face.
     


  10. ethanm

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    Maybe the heart attack cleared him out like a good cough.
     


  11. Piobaire

    Piobaire Not left of center?

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    I saw a hot chic today, really pretty damn hot, in a black t-shirt with white letters that said, "I POOPEP TODAY." I thought of you. True story.
     


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    When hot chicks poop it comes out as raspberry sherbet. True story.
     


  13. gomestar

    gomestar Super Yelper

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    at the end of the day, is there anything funnier than the thought of somebody shitting their pants while out in public?


    can't think of anything.
     


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    Immediately reminded me of this scene from a childhood movie I have fond memories of.
     
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    How have those CM WAYWRN goons not run AAS out of town? That guy dresses like a looney tune.
     


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