Things you just don't get

[otc]



it's because people are lazy and don't want to believe the prices they see online.

Nah man, it is because the best units never make it online.

My friend who pays far too little for his apartment (gotta love little old lady property owners) has another unit open in the building. The only way you would know that is if you walked past and saw the tiny for rent sign on the door. My friend however, walks past that sign every day and is well aware that he gets an awesome deal from a non-****** landlord.

If you asked him if there were any good apartments for rent, he would have a good answer. But you gotta always be asking for this to work...if you asked me, I would say no--there's a for rent sign on my building, but the management company is awful and I would never suggest it to anyone at the crazy asking price (and it is advertised on line anyways...since ****** apartments don't sell themselves).

 

[indesertum]

there's a princess of qatar living in the school hotel as a sophomore undergrad. apparently the actual reason is that she didnt want to live with plebes. she orders room service for most of her meals. i wonder if she has friends

 

[deadly7]



there's a princess of qatar living in the school hotel as a sophomore undergrad. apparently the actual reason is that she didnt want to live with plebes. she orders room service for most of her meals. i wonder if she has friends

you should befriend her and bang her. it would be an epic notch on your belt.

 

[L'Incandescent]



there's a princess of qatar living in the school hotel as a sophomore undergrad. apparently the actual reason is that she didnt want to live with plebes. she orders room service for most of her meals. i wonder if she has friends

You should introduce her to CalTex.

 

[Rambo]



You should introduce her to Texasstyles.

FTFY

 

[Harold falcon]

Your school has a hotel?

 

[CalTex]

there's a princess of qatar living in the school hotel as a sophomore undergrad. apparently the actual reason is that she didnt want to live with plebes. she orders room service for most of her meals. i wonder if she has friends

You should introduce her to CalTex.

 

[CalTex]

You should introduce her to Texasstyles.

FTFY

Screw you.

 

[Claghorn]

Are those purple pants in your avatar?

 

[Piobaire]



there's a princess of qatar living in the school hotel as a sophomore undergrad. apparently the actual reason is that she didnt want to live with plebes. she orders room service for most of her meals. i wonder if she has friends

The thought of living a "normal" life is intriguing to people like her but their actions, like this one, let you know that's really not what they want but rather the illusion of it.

 

[Harold falcon]



The thought of living a "normal" life is intriguing to people like her but their actions, like this one, let you know that's really not what they want but rather the illusion of it.

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[munchausen]



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lol. Never heard this. The original is from one of my all time favorite albums.

 

[Douglas]

In my freshman year, I lived down the hall from one of the Princes of Jordan. He also spent a lot of his time at one of the hotels in town.

He was also assigned a private detail of two bodyguards. Not sure if they were state troopers or private security, I never quite had the balls to ask.

He wasn't a bad guy, but I think his life was a little lonely. He had lots of chicks that wanted a piece of him and I'd say he handled it without being too much of a douchebag.

 

[Piobaire]

I don't get why a certain direct will call me five times in 10 minutes but not leave a v-mail if I don't pick up. If it's so important to call me five times in ten minutes leave a ******* v-mail.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Or even better, send an email. I have said this before, but I hate voicemails. I mean, I see you called. In the five years I have been in the work field since college I have never checked my voicemail on my office phone. I figure if it is important they will either call again, or send me an email.