Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Douglas]



God damnit now I want a mozzarella panini.

one could read your posts and think you were a single, overweight elementary school librarian in her mid-30s.

 

[indesertum]



Vegans.

Wife has some friends coming over to watch chick flicks or whatever. I, thinking to be nice, offered to make a quick dinner. Figured it'd be simple. NOPE. One of them is now a vegan, and ******* everything I could cook on quick notice would involve at the least butter.

******* vegans.

Can't you just cook with olive oil instead?

 

[HRoi]

Vegan lover!!

 

[Kid Nickels]



goddammit, these are the douchebags who are going to be paying for my health care.

lmao

******* vegans.

**** them. I'd make what I wanted. I mean if you're that picky you can't expect everybody to accommodate you.

I like to think of myself as pretty tolerant of others needs/differences, but I have my limits and hyper-sensitive, picky eaters is one of them. I really think many people's supposed food allergies/intolerances/whatever are just bullshit. I've lived and traveled all around the world and eaten pretty much every goddamn thing that moves or doesn't move... goats, snakes, blood, durians, stinky tofu, insects, sweetbreads... etc. etc.

Of course these examples are extreme, but vegany tempeh-eating hippies and picky ***** who only eat sanitized chicken breast (with ketchup or some ****) can just **** off. I heard some girl the other night say (in her whiny, stupid, Cali-chick voice) "I hate seafood and vegetables". Shut up you dumb ****.

 

[gomestar]



******* vegans.

what he said



x-post from a few days ago:

of all my FB friends, 2 are vegans, and they're ALWAYS ******** up my news feed by noting that the quinoa salad they just bought is #VEGAN and that their ice water with lemon is #VEGAN. Drives me nuts, but I can't unfriend one for family reasons. And that is also why I've taken to twitter for my vegan bashing, that riles up fewer people but still leaves me satisfied.

i just want to note that i'm currently drinking water with Mio pomegranate flavoring. #VEGAN

 

[lawyerdad]



x-post from a few days ago:
i just want to note that i'm currently drinking water with Mio pomegranate flavoring. #VEGAN

You may know this, but you can stop someone's posts from showing up in your feed without actually unfriending them.

 

[samadhi27]

But then he can't bash their posts on Twitter

 

[gomestar]



You may know this, but you can stop someone's posts from showing up in your feed without actually unfriending them.

i know, but I just deal.

But then he can't bash their posts on Twitter

excellent point.

 

[StephenHero]

There's this infinitely dis-likable coffee place on my block that features the smallest ******* cups of overpriced Fair Trade coffee I've ever seen. Everybody inside is ******* gloomy as they sit there typing community newsletters. It's so bad I actually walk two blocks down to get ****** coffee at a corner store that features creepy Muslim Brotherhood propaganda on the walls. I'm praying they all go out of business.

 

[HRoi]

Sounds like the only good reason to go in there is to start a brawl ( the coffee shop, not the Muslim brotherhood store)

 

[StephenHero]

Did I mention their awful wall-mounted contemporary light fixtures?

 

[gort]



Vegans.

Wife has some friends coming over to watch chick flicks or whatever. I, thinking to be nice, offered to make a quick dinner. Figured it'd be simple. NOPE. One of them is now a vegan, and ******* everything I could cook on quick notice would involve at the least butter.

******* vegans.

Should've just lied and tricked her into eating off her stupid fad diet.

 

[Reggs]

Getting married and I wanted to elope or have a "pop-up" wedding(small affair with 15 guests or so, I think it's a fad). She wanted a full blown wedding. I agreed because I know all girls dream of a big wedding. Its brought her nothing but stress and has brought out the worst in her friends. It's also costing me/us a lot of money, which would be fine if it all made her happy. I hope she's happy on the day of.

Also, my elderly grandmother is very close to death. It would be a blessing at this point since she's living in an undignified state. That said, she could die right before my wedding and bring down the mood of my family, and my mother would have to bow out of my wedding to make the necessary arrangements for a funeral. If she goes after I will most likely have to leave my honeymoon preemptively for a funeral. I know Id leave my honeymoon for the funeral with no regrets, but it's still unfortunate.

 

[gort]



Getting married and I wanted to elope or have a "pop-up" wedding(small affair with 15 guests or so, I think it's a fad). She wanted a full blown wedding. I agreed because I know all girls dream of a big wedding. Its brought her nothing but stress and has brought out the worst in her friends. It's also costing me/us a lot of money, which would be fine if it all made her happy. I hope she's happy on the day of.

Just got done my wedding and man during all of the planning we kept saying we should have eloped. The wedding once it happened was so fun and memorable, it was worth it. The stress at times almost made us want to kill each other. Also, you're spot on about women's friends because they can get so ******* catty when it comes to bridesmaids as opposed to guys being so low maintenance. Just try to support her and be better at letting her win arguments even if she's being insane because there is no way you will win most of them when it comes to wedding planning.

Trust me she will be happy the day of, but she will not be happy in the planning phase because its stressful as hell and wedding vendors are complete pieces of **** out to squeeze every nickel out of you that they can. Good luck.

 

[HRoi]

Congratulations and welcome to married (the end of) your life