Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by RJman

I feel like I've been morelled.

By a Rubirosa?

 

[RJman]

Something like that... I thought it was the caffeine, but this is beginning to scare me.

 

[Brad]

Originally Posted by RJman

Something like that... I thought it was the caffeine, but this is beginning to scare me.

Dude, I'd go to the ER. I fix a lot of stuff myself, but that ain't one of them.

 

[RJman]

I feel sick, my health insurance is trying to kill me and GQg33k isn't replying to my PMs.

 

[Piobaire]

Originally Posted by RJman

I appear to be bleeding where I should not be bleeding.

I did not know you possessed a spot that should bleed.

Might I suggest lube is used next time?

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by Piobaire

I did not know you possessed a spot that should bleed.

Might I suggest lube is used next time?
ha ha schadenfreude + teh **** = RJ pwnage.

Sigh.

 

[Piobaire]

Originally Posted by RJman

ha ha schadenfreude + teh **** = RJ pwnage.

Sigh.

Sorry bud, the thought of you having a place that was expected to bleed was a little too good to pass up.

Go get things looked at. Not sure which orifice exactly you're referring to, but none of them are should be bleeding! If it's the butt and the blood is frank (bright red), odds are good it's just a 'roid. Black tarry stool = scary chance of serious GI bleed.

 

[rdawson808]

I hate to add to this horrible horrible string of posts, but it could also just be a tiny tear. It happens, and it bleeds like all hell.

b

 

[Go Surface]

What the **** am I supposed to do without Gmail?

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by GoSurface

What the **** am I supposed to do without Gmail?

Look at it this way:
at least your ass isn't bleeding.

 

[JetBlast]

-The effects of my depression
-I washed my car, but the stupid little water spots still remain on my windows
-Someone stole my tape dispenser out of my office. Fack.

JB

 

[randallr]

My stupid micromanaging boss that makes far too much money for being a ******* idiot.

 

[LabelKing]

I'm mildly unsatisfied that I have a small dent in my car. Fortunately, the insurance is going to cover the $3000 bill.

 

[brissyboy]

This big fat ******* cfo of a company who earns 375k a year and went on a Thai holiday the week before administrators were appointed. I work for the administrators and he's such a lazy **** to work with to get things done.

 

[globetrotter]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

Look at it this way:
at least your ass isn't bleeding.