Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[HORNS]

Cajuns rub the squirrels with spices and sear them in oil in a HOT cast iron pot then cover it and cook them down to tender. Louisiana where a poor man eats like a king

Yeah, we never made a stew with them at home. My mom would dust them in flour and pan-fry them, covered, until tender and then make a pan gravy to drape over the squirrel and biscuits.

 

[double00]

the squirrel salad in this bit makes me lol

 

[Omega Male]

We had these weird F***ers growing up. They're like a cross between a rabbit, squirrel and kangaroo. Have been taxonomically reclassified about half a dozen times already.

Preferred method of hunting was to get drunk on brandy, gun a pickup across an open farm field at night, dive off and wring their necks while they briefly froze in the light. Injuries were not rare. Bigger than they look in this picture -- adults 6 to 9 pounds.

 

[venividivicibj]

 

[venividivicibj]

Found the 'cocaine cartel is fun' area of tiktok

 

[edinatlanta]

RIP

Still here.

****.

 

[edinatlanta]

So I reached into my closet today. Thought I was picking out my charcoal pants that were pressed. It was dark I didn't really care to look. Get in the car realize they are navy suit pants.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

So I reached into my closet today. Thought I was picking out my charcoal pants that were pressed. It was dark I didn't really care to look. Get in the car realize they are navy suit pants.

So you look like a mis-matched slob?

What a unique and unexpected experience for you

 

[ter1413]

So I reached into my closet today. Thought I was picking out my charcoal pants that were pressed. It was dark I didn't really care to look. Get in the car realize they are navy suit pants.

Pay your electric bill dude!

 

[NakedYoga]

We had these weird F***ers growing up. They're like a cross between a rabbit, squirrel and kangaroo. Have been taxonomically reclassified about half a dozen times already.

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Preferred method of hunting was to get drunk on brandy, gun a pickup across an open farm field at night, dive off and wring their necks while they briefly froze in the light. Injuries were not rare. Bigger than they look in this picture -- adults 6 to 9 pounds.

Spotlighting rodents--now I've seen it all!

What the hell is that thing, anyway? It looks like some weird creation someone made in Photoshop.

Also, what did you do with them afterwards? I could see myself with one of those feet on a keychain as a morbid lucky charm...

So I reached into my closet today. Thought I was picking out my charcoal pants that were pressed. It was dark I didn't really care to look. Get in the car realize they are navy suit pants.

RIP for real this time.

 

[SixOhNine]

Found the 'cocaine cartel is fun' area of tiktok

I mean, if you can't make working with cocaine fun, then there really is no hope for the rest of us, is there?

 

[edinatlanta]

so @horny @HORNS @9

if you were not at home and somehow squirrel or some other "alternative protein" was available... do you order it? Do you ever find yourself craving those?

 

[edinatlanta]

Breaking Down the ‘Wellness-Industrial Complex,’ an Episode at a Time (Published 2021)

The “Maintenance Phase” podcast interrogates the science behind health food trends, fad diets and popular nutritional advice.

www.nytimes.com

 

[jcman311]

Injuries were not rare.

Except that one time...

 

[HORNS]

so @horny @HORNS @9

if you were not at home and somehow squirrel or some other "alternative protein" was available... do you order it? Do you ever find yourself craving those?

Absolutely. If there is rabbit on the menu I will order it. When I travel to Europe, if there is ever any offal I will most likely order it because I love peasant food for its taste and history.