Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[PhilKenSebben]

Sigh. So,

The wife has the Rona (as I mentioned above, the toddler has the Rona (as we found out today from a test yesterday) but I do NOT have the rona (Per the test and lack of symptoms so far)

This is all ******* stupid.

That said, apparently I am the pinnacle of health and well balanced nutrition and immunity. Eating nothing but skittles seems to be working out for me so far

 

[HRoi]

All that alcohol you’re constantly soused in disinfects you

 

[mhip]

Also, I have brought this on myself by consorting online with @Piobaire.

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Why the hell is Spier & Mackay not offering kilts.
The sale would be tremendous, and I would stock up...

 

[beargonefishing]

Why the hell is Spier & Mackay not offering kilts.
The sale would be tremendous, and I would stock up...

Just buy a skirt from Lane Bryant, same difference.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

All that alcohol you’re constantly soused in disinfects you

God I wish that was the cause. I just got a new bottle as a gift and i am itching to drink all of it through a funnel out of my second story window

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Why the hell is Spier & Mackay not offering kilts.
The sale would be tremendous, and I would stock up...

Does one really need to "Stock up" On kilts?

 

[Omega Male]

God I wish that was the cause. I just got a new bottle as a gift and i am itching to drink all of it through a funnel out of my second story window

Do it. Only rational response to current situation.

 

[mhip]

Does one really need to "Stock up" On kilts?

I like to have an equal kimono to kilt ratio, and I'm off...

 

[PhilKenSebben]

I like to have an equal kimono to kilt ratio, and I'm off...

so your first mistake was to stock up on Kimonos.

 

[Omega Male]

Off topic, but we were told in the latest round of sensitivity training that we can no longer use the common investment banking phrase "open the kimono" when talking about exchanging mutual financial information with a potential m&a target because it implies a) some kind of sexual servitude and b) yellow fever, although they obviously didn't put it quite like that.

 

[PhilKenSebben]

Off topic, but we were told in the latest round of sensitivity training that we can no longer use the common investment banking phrase "open the kimono" when talking about exchanging mutual financial information with a potential m&a target because it implies a) some kind of sexual servitude and b) yellow fever, although they obviously didn't put it quite like that.

Aren't you employed as a household cuck? Did your wife and the bull call a sensitivity meeting or something?

 

[SixOhNine]

My mother in law is over and explaining how the minimum speed limit on the interstate is 45, so it's totally fine for her to drive 50mph on I-10.

I can't decide if I should encourage or discourage this behavior...

 

[Omega Male]

Aren't you employed as a household cuck? Did your wife and the bull call a sensitivity meeting or something?

Yes. No. And I'm using the royal we.

 

[Bhowie]

God I wish that was the cause. I just got a new bottle as a gift and i am itching to drink all of it through a funnel out of my second story window

You know my advice

 

[PhilKenSebben]

You know my advice

The butt chug I'd bit an approved method. What would the neighbors think??