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Numbernine

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But your Prince Albert is always with you, even in the hot tub.
I'm not sure about Prince Albert. Everyone knows he only comes in a can
 

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Reaction videos. Have to be the single stupidest genre of non-Jackass type videos there are and they love to flood your YT feed with them.
Never clicked on a single one of those so I can’t really say (although I’m sure it’s obvious). But I can confidently say that they can’t be worse than the entirety of Tiktok
 

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Sigh. So,

The wife has the Rona (as I mentioned above, the toddler has the Rona (as we found out today from a test yesterday) but I do NOT have the rona (Per the test and lack of symptoms so far)

This is all fucking stupid.

That said, apparently I am the pinnacle of health and well balanced nutrition and immunity. Eating nothing but skittles seems to be working out for me so far
 

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All that alcohol you’re constantly soused in disinfects you
God I wish that was the cause. I just got a new bottle as a gift and i am itching to drink all of it through a funnel out of my second story window
 

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Why the hell is Spier & Mackay not offering kilts.
The sale would be tremendous, and I would stock up...
Does one really need to "Stock up" On kilts?
 

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God I wish that was the cause. I just got a new bottle as a gift and i am itching to drink all of it through a funnel out of my second story window
Do it. Only rational response to current situation.
 

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I like to have an equal kimono to kilt ratio, and I'm off...
so your first mistake was to stock up on Kimonos.
 

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Off topic, but we were told in the latest round of sensitivity training that we can no longer use the common investment banking phrase "open the kimono" when talking about exchanging mutual financial information with a potential m&a target because it implies a) some kind of sexual servitude and b) yellow fever, although they obviously didn't put it quite like that.
 

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Off topic, but we were told in the latest round of sensitivity training that we can no longer use the common investment banking phrase "open the kimono" when talking about exchanging mutual financial information with a potential m&a target because it implies a) some kind of sexual servitude and b) yellow fever, although they obviously didn't put it quite like that.
Aren't you employed as a household cuck? Did your wife and the bull call a sensitivity meeting or something?
 

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My mother in law is over and explaining how the minimum speed limit on the interstate is 45, so it's totally fine for her to drive 50mph on I-10.

I can't decide if I should encourage or discourage this behavior...
 

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Aren't you employed as a household cuck? Did your wife and the bull call a sensitivity meeting or something?
Yes. No. And I'm using the royal we.
 

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