Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[imatlas]

My office is an open floor plan with no assigned desks that sounds disease like Australian wildfires as part of a way to consolidate office buildings. Do you think they increased the cafeteria size or number of bathrooms to support more people?

Yup we have the same thing. That's why I only go to the office to get coffee.

 

[brokencycle]

Yup we have the same thing. That's why I only go to the office to get coffee.

My employer thinks everyone should be in the office every day or people aren't productive. In fairness, when we have a dusting of snow that closes the office, no works gets done because everyone treats it like a day off.

 

[imatlas]

Jeez, you employ baristas just to serve your own employees espresso? Maybe i should get McKinsey to cold call your boss

Deloitte sublets a bunch of one of our buildings just to be extra friendly with us - our customers represent a huge source of revenue. I think you'd have trouble getting around them.

 

[imatlas]

My employer thinks everyone should be in the office every day or people aren't productive.

He's only half wrong.

 

[Biscotti]

I hate to say this, but I'm very envious of some of you guys.

 

[edinatlanta]

My office has a one-to-one ratio of baristas to employees. And we get to pick how we get compensated. The dining area was totally designed and funded for by the employees too

 

[double00]

the Oakland A's broadcast team has this running joke about weather forecasting, where they go on for like 5 minutes explaining that 'a 70% chance of rain' indicates a 100% chance of 70% of the radar geography gets wet (as opposed to a 70% overall chance that any of the area sees rain)...

i suspect 'i might be gay' is basically the same thing

 

[lawyerdad]

My office has a one-to-one ratio of baristas to employees. And we get to pick how we get compensated. The dining area was totally designed and funded for by the employees too

Good luck with the job search, brah.

 

[Numbernine]

the Oakland A's broadcast team has this running joke about weather forecasting, where they go on for like 5 minutes explaining that 'a 70% chance of rain' indicates a 100% chance of 70% of the radar geography gets wet (as opposed to a 70% overall chance that any of the area sees rain)...

i suspect 'i might be gay' is basically the same thing

NWS 'splains it that way too Lucy

 

[imatlas]

I hate to say this, but I'm very envious of some of you guys.

we get free flu shots, too!

 

[double00]

NWS 'splains it that way too Lucy

well then. that explains the tingling

 

[erictheobscure]

I haven't gone to work since last June.

 

[Numbernine]

I haven't gone to work since Aug 31 2005

 

[Piobaire]

I meditate quite frequently at my fire pit. True story. On the patio with a cocktail works great too.

 

[edinatlanta]

Good luck with the job search, brah.

Im self employed and hated hiring me.