Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[Piobaire]

Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser

Prostate exam? Please post pics.

This would be the only time a physician gives it to a lawyer ********** vs. the other way around.

 

[romafan]

Originally Posted by Piobaire

This would be the only time a physician gives it to a lawyer ********** vs. the other way around.

No abogado!

I heard a funny story about a proc who had an unerving way of putting his patients at ease. He'd ask them how were, and when they responded w/ the rote 'I'm OK, how are you doing?' he would reply 'How am I doing? I've got to stick my finget up your a$$ in anothe minute - how do you think I'm doing?'

 

[Piobaire]

Originally Posted by romafan

No abogado!

I heard a funny story about a proc who had an unerving way of putting his patients at ease. He'd ask them how were, and when they responded w/ the rote 'I'm OK, how are you doing?' he would reply 'How am I doing? I've got to stick my finget up your a$$ in anothe minute - how do you think I'm doing?'

You heard about the doctor that was given a matching rectal thermometer and pen for his graduation? He kept them both in his lab coat pocket. One time he went to sign a script and the only thing in his pocket was the thermometer. He said, "Oh great, some asshole has my pen!"

 

[Joffrey]

Just got caught sleeping by my boss. He played it cool though.

 

[whiteslashasian]

^ I initially read this as:

Originally Posted by Jodum5

Just got caught sleeping with my boss. He played it cool though.

 

[romafan]

Originally Posted by Piobaire

You heard about the doctor that was given a matching rectal thermometer and pen for his graduation? He kept them both in his lab coat pocket. One time he went to sign a script and the only thing in his pocket was the thermometer. He said, "Oh great, some asshole has my pen!"

 

[Rambo]

Originally Posted by romafan

Please. You know how they refer to Voldemort in Harry Potter?

I prefer 'the procedure that shall not be mentioned'.

Its a breeze. Just make sure they put you out. Let me know if you need tips on prep.

Originally Posted by whiteslashasian

^ I initially read this as:

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

I remember worrying before my first exam that I would somehow "like" it.
I needn't have worried.

LAWL. This is reassuring to me. Only 11 years to go.

 

[Bhowie]

Originally Posted by Jodum5

Just got caught sleeping by my boss. He played it cool though.

This kid I worked with in high school (I realize your jobs arent comparable) took a nap under the trash trailer and got busted, people just gave him **** the rest of his time there.

 

[Piobaire]

Been feeling headachy/pukey all day.

I think I need to leave at 3....and see if I'm strong enough for a bucket of balls on the range.

 

[whiteslashasian]

Originally Posted by Piobaire

Been feeling headachy/pukey all day.

I think I need to leave at 3....and see if I'm strong enough for a bucket of balls on the range.

lulz, I've been known to miss a class or two in college when the weather was nice and a bucket of balls were too appealing to be ignored.

 

[edinatlanta]

Originally Posted by whiteslashasian

lulz, I've been known to miss a class or two in college when the weather was nice and a bucket of balls were too appealing to be ignored.

the nice weather always makes me want to grip a long shaft and play with some balls too.

Wait, what are we talking about again?

 

[edinatlanta]

was supposed to meet a girl friend of mine at 530/6. She still ain't ready.

 

[Rambo]

Tried to go to the building HOA meeting tonight and I got kicked out before ****** cheek even hit the plastic folding chair. No notice as to what's going on either. Board president said "I didn't get the appeal letters you typed." So I printed them out and walked back into the meeting to hand them to him. Who knows what's going to happen.

 

[indesertum]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

Sometimes I am a real piece of crap.

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

Nothing. Peeplez made me realize that I'm not a bad guy after all. Win!


Not sure. Interview is at 2:30 this afternoon. I have been up for several hours, kinda nervous.

Sometimes I wish I could do what you did. Just get up and follow a dream. So much respect for people who can do that.

Good luck at the interview. Hope you get the job.