Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[erictheobscure]

i just want to go to sleep but it's heading into the 16th inning

 

[jcman311]

Wtf, its not even in espns top stories. I had to scroll halfway down the page to see who won. Lame.

 

[lawyerdad]

I have 4 kids. I can confirm kids are assholes.

They are ******* lucky they’re cute.

 

[Piobaire]

If it wasn't for the gatos I swear I'd talk Mrs. Piob into selling off our worldly possessions and move to Logrono, Spain.

 

[edinatlanta]

I don't know why it bothers me so much when people (almost exclusively it's women) have to explain why there were confused when someone slightly misspeaks or they slightly misunderstood something.

You've heard how it goes: "I was like: uhhhhhhh we don't have XXXX"

I was ordering some coffee and I asked for the Huehuetenango and employee paused going what? So I repeated and she goes "I was like: 'uhhhh we don't have mango...."

 

[erictheobscure]

I don't know why it bothers me so much when people (almost exclusively it's women) have to explain why there were confused when someone slightly misspeaks or they slightly misunderstood something.

You've heard how it goes: "I was like: uhhhhhhh we don't have XXXX"

I was ordering some coffee and I asked for the Huehuetenango and employee paused going what? So I repeated and she goes "I was like: 'uhhhh we don't have mango...."

i have zero clue as to wtf you're rambling about

 

[edinatlanta]

i have zero clue as to wtf you're rambling about

your mom was bugging the **** outta me.

 

[Piobaire]

Edina tiene muy problemas mentales.

 

[HRoi]

i have zero clue as to wtf you're rambling about

To be fair, neither does he

 

[Van Veen]

I somehow got on the email list of a church that I'm not a member of. I get like 5 emails a week from them. I've asked nicely to remove me a few times. I've tried flagging it as spam. Now I am trying to figure out how to set up an auto-responder that will reply to every email they send me in order to annoy them into removing me. (EDIT: I decided not to be spiteful and instead just set up a filter to automatically delete everything.)

I also get "low balance warning" emails on a bank account I closed 10 years ago. I probably should call the bank and make sure it's actually closed.

 

[Luigi_M]

Tell them you worship satan ...

I somehow got on the email list of a church that I'm not a member of. I get like 5 emails a week from them. I've asked nicely to remove me a few times. I've tried flagging it as spam. Now I am trying to figure out how to set up an auto-responder that will reply to every email they send me in order to annoy them into removing me. (EDIT: I decided not to be spiteful and instead just set up a filter to automatically delete everything.)

I also get "low balance warning" emails on a bank account I closed 10 years ago. I probably should call the bank and make sure it's actually closed.

 

[edinatlanta]

I'm not sure why I choose to read stuff.

 

[bourbonbasted]

My wife has been laying a massive guilt trip about "fostering" a third dog (we already have two) that's on death row. Thing is, no chance this is temporary. She just wants a third dog. No one should have three dogs.

Also awesome to know me saying no means the dog gets put down. Great situation.

 

[beargonefishing]

Ordered a new pellet grill on November 6 for $750. Motherfucker goes on sale November 22-26 for $599 plus two 20lb bags of pellets.

 

[Numbernine]

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