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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. MrGimpy

    MrGimpy Senior member

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    The bubbler conversation is interesting, but was no one else surprised to learn that Wisconsin had time machines in 1998?
     
  2. lawyerdad

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    Not the first time around.
     
  3. Find Finn

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    Ethan is just mad, he isn't allowed to have any before sundown.
     
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    Once when work was slow I took job with a plumbing contractor. I had just finished setting a row of new toilets in an industrial bathroom and realized I was thirsty as hell but all the points of access to the cold water system were capped or hooked up . Well the toilets were new and so were the pipes they were connected to hmmm. So here I am on my hands and knees drinking out of this toilet bowl . Fortunately no one walked in
     
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    They were Tyme machines
     
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    When I leave notes on my office door for viselters (like "Back in 5 minutes" and suchlike) I typically put them at a high height on account of I am somewhat tall. But then when people come to my office see the note they're like "I can't read it it's too high up there didn't know what I should do so I left." Now I've learned to put the notes lower, but it feels weird to do that.
     
  7. L'Incandescent

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    Tyme is Money.
     
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    ethanm Senior member

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    Nobody cares that you voted. Literally nobody.
     
  9. EddyP

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    So typically - buses don't arrive. When they do, they all come at once.

    So I'm presented with four buses.

    The front bus will naturally pick up all of the passengers first - this is the slowest bus.
    The second bus will still have to stop at the designated stops, but will likely overtake at some point and then become the first bus.
    The third bus is gospel - quickest, quietest, least populated bus.
    The fourth bus is at the back of the pack and will remain there. Right?

    So I pick the third bus, they "don't have enough change" for my ten pound note? So I run off, the second and fourth buses have already departed. I join the queue for the first bus - I'm on, three stops down the line there's a change of driver and I'm sat on a bus fifteen minutes waiting for the next driver to come along. All of the other buses are long gone at this point - two more buses come along and overtake us too.

    I cannot stand public transport.
     
  10. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    SOmeone should sig.
     
  11. edinatlanta

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    There are goddman rats in my house. I'm getting a $25 bounty for each one I catch but still.
     
  12. lawyerdad

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    I voted irregardless.
     
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  13. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Apparently my eye browns don't function the way evolution made them function for other people always be getting sweat in my eyes of which stings and pains.
     
  14. edinatlanta

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    Plus I'm sure the candidates care you vote. So we're at a non-zero number of interested parties.
     
  15. lawyerdad

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    NOBODY SHOULD CARE ABOUT ANYBODY VOTING BECAUSE THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA LITERALLY STOLE THE ELECTION BY DOING SOME ARITHMETIC AND POINTING OUT THAT CLINTON HAS THE NUMBER OF DELEGATES IN HER COLUMN TO SECURE THE NOMINATION ! ! 1 1 !
     
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  16. edinatlanta

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    Moah of owuh children neeed ta go to college foah free! Hillary Clinton is not fowuh Main Street!
     
  17. venividivicibj

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    CE that shit.
    Also - what accent are you going after there
     
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  18. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Senior member

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    BerniesandersVermontesque
     
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  20. venividivicibj

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    Is that like hot chicken but made by hand?
     
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