Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[HRoi]

I got home late and there's a million kids on the street. So I'm crawling through in my car, no faster than 10 mph, and this dumb ***** starts waving a lighted baton at me - as if signaling that I should watch out because her kids are coming out of the driveway.

Gave her the benefit of the doubt because there's a small chance she might have just been saying hello, but I don't think so. What the **** else do you want me to do, I'm going at 10 mph looking right at your kids in case they decide to bolt and lie down in the street in front of me

 

[edinatlanta]



I'd go as StephenHero but people around here would find it "offensive" and in "poor taste".

I'm going in your mom.

 

[L'Incandescent]

How come we can put a man on the moon but we cannot paint the lines on the road to where they are visible on a rainy evening (must needs guess of lanes)?

 

[GreenFrog]



How come we can put a man on the moon but we cannot paint the lines on the road to where they are visible on a rainy evening (must needs guess of lanes)?

Your Maybach's lane detection system must be malfunctioning.

 

[in stitches]



I feel sorry for the kids who'll be ringing Conne's doorbell.

is this one of those, this does not mean what you think it means, things?

Bought 2 boxes of candy bars to pass out and it's pouring out. Only have handed out 2 so far.

whats the problem? more candy for bdeuce!

my halloween costume is backfiring. I was standing behind my screen door and kids got halfway to my door, freaked out, and turned back to their parents.
i've given away no candy yet.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

One mother yelled: sorry she's afraid, but GO RED SOX!

HA! nice job, doc. i was at a fellow SFers house earlier tonight and 3 or 4 kids came to the door. that is the most halloween candy giving out i have been near in my life.

 

[bdeuce22]

I've already consumed 1 Milky Way. Need these gone ASAP! I am weak.

 

[in stitches]

full size or mini? i have had about 6 minis, 3 twix 3 snickers.

 

[GreenFrog]

I ate too many warheads and now my my tongue and the roof of my mouth hurt.

 

[Connemara]

Oh look, a day that ends in "y." That means my downstairs neighbor is smoking weed.

 

[ethanm]

Somebody is jealous.

 

[Neo_Version 7]



Grass is such a plebeian indulgence.

 

[Kid Nickels]



I wonder if law school will teach you how to argue properly. The only time I convince somebody of something is if they were ambivalent of something to begin with.

nope.. plenty of dumb asses in law school as well.

You are a funny man. :foo:

Oh look, a day that ends in "y." That means my downstairs neighbor is smoking weed.

haha... you have one of those as well?

 

[indesertum]

Next year I'm going as moo in shorts

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Feeling a bit under the weather. Congested and such. Not fun. I wonder if a night of heavy drinking can kill the bug?

 

[acidboy]

This time of the year for the past 3 years I make plans for my long vacation to the United States which happens at around the 2nd week of November. I'm staying home this year, and I'm getting some kind of withdrawal ****.