Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

[edinatlanta]

Trust me, you don't want to be on it.

 

[Piobaire]

Went to gas up this morning and when I picked up the pump handle all kinds of gas splashed out. It only got on my right hand but I can't seem to wash the stink off.

 

[DerekS]



. It only got on my right hand but I can't seem to wash the stink off.

ive heard similar descriptions of the first time people shook hands with edina.

 

[ethanm]

Sorry fellas, it was a race night in which the race got cancelled which means it turns into a drinking night.

So... headaches.

 

[Maximator]

True, but your mom can't leave me.
I hope you end up an abject failure in life.

I'm pretty sure I'll have to disappoint you there.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Don't take offense ed always acts like that to anybody who is somewhat new for some reason.

 

[Connemara]

I can confirm: Edina's story was awful.

 

[in stitches]



It clear that my little joke from yesterday wasn't caught, so let me try again:
If you want to show us how well informed and intelligent your thoughts on SCOTUS and DOMA are (and we're all waiting with bated breath to read every single word), please go to [COLOR=FF0000]CE[/COLOR]

i know about SCROTUM and DONUTS. can we talk about that here?

Went to gas up this morning and when I picked up the pump handle all kinds of gas splashed out. It only got on my right hand but I can't seem to wash the stink off.

i hate that. got it on my shoes once. almost killed someone. thankfully it did not leave a stain.

 

[Maximator]

Don't take offense ed always acts like that to anybody who is somewhat new for some reason.

None taken. This is the internet, if I'd be offended by everyone that gives me crap I'd probably loose my sanity. Let him be the 12 year old he so clearly wants to be.

 

[DerekS]



i know about SCROTUM

no ****.....id say youre well steeped in nut knowledge.

**also, if anyone can tell me where this quote is from youll get instant internet cool points.

 

[in stitches]



no ****.....id say youre well steeped in nut knowledge.
**also, if anyone can tell me where this quote is from youll get instant internet cool points.

DOSE NUTSS!!!


no idea

 

[Kai]

My kid backed my SUV into my new Fiat. "I forgot it was parked behind me on the driveway" was his explanation.


GRRRRRR.


Awaiting the estimate for what it will cost to fix the Fiat.

 

[in stitches]

sue him.

srsly tho, that sucks. sorry, kai.

 

[mrjester]

My kid backed my SUV into my new Fiat. "I forgot it was parked behind me on the driveway" was his explanation.


GRRRRRR.


Awaiting the estimate for what it will cost to fix the Fiat.

Yeah my dad backed his car in to another one of his cars once. He called the insurance and they asked, "Wait, so to confirm, you backed one of your cars in to another one of your own cars? And they're both needing repaired?" "Yes."

 

[StephenHero]

I went to the post office with a package slip that was left at my door. It came from Britain so it had "Royal MAIL" written on the sender's name. The lady at the post office read it as Royal Mall and asked where that was. The future is dark.