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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. otc

    otc Senior member

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    This morning's beer mile gave the worst shit I have ever had in my life. No diarrhea or anything... Just the nastiest dump I have ever taken.
     
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  2. themexconnect

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    Currently drunk people when you are totally sober...
     
  3. SixOhNine

    SixOhNine Senior member

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    Have you had them for a while? It might be time for you to get sheets of new jersey.
     
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  4. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Senior member

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    I'm generally a live and let live kind of guy, but I think SON deserves a red card for this one.
     
  5. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Sometimes couples communicate with each other on Facebook think they're speaking in a code no one else can understand but they are not. For example they say "Ima be home from the workplace at 9:00 when I get back we can practice how to use the sextant I han bought." (Obviously means they're going to have a threesome with a prostitute he has hired special for the occasion.)
     
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  6. MrG

    MrG Senior member

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    Wait. Are you saying my friends aren't actually into celestial navigation? When I got the invitation to use my sex tent at a yacht party next weekend, I just figured they didn't know how to spell "sextant."

    I think I should probably go change my Evite reply to "no."

    :uhoh:
     
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  7. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Or he just rented a fuck machine.
     
  8. HRoi

    HRoi Senior member

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    False, I had a different engagement at the time
     
  9. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    sometimes acidkid no. 1 and I just listen to random songs on spotify or youtube. sometime last week we were discussing/listening to 90s pop music and I made her watch the video of 'wannabe' by the spice girls.

    saturday she told me she wants to listen to that song again.

    and now that fucking song keeps playing in my head. slam you body down and zigazig ah!
     
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  10. Alter

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    It's still better than the Frozen songs that my 3 year olds keep fucking singing. NO, I DON'T WANT TO BUILD A FUCKING SNOWMAN...AND LET'S SEE HOW MUCH THE COLD DOESN'T BOTHER YOU WHEN I FILL THE BATHTUB WITH ICEWATER!
     
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  11. acidboy

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    an amazing movie that teaches you that if you have a kid that's "different' you lock them up and throw away the keys never to see the outside world and forbid even other family members to see her, and hopefully she can control or live with what pains her when you're long dead.
     
  12. lasbar

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    Frozen songs are driving me mad..
     
  13. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    I don't know exactly how to put this into words, it's just that often when I do my jazzercises (exercise), I forget how many "reps" I han done on account of start thinking about other things.
     
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  14. indesertum

    indesertum Senior member

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    I just have my butler count out the reps for me. Much easier than doing it yourself
     
  15. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Guess I listened to too much Lynyrd Skynyrd when I was a youngster just "be a simple kind of man" ain't have of butler and whatnot (got no lust for that rich man's gold).
     
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  16. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    In the real world outside of SF website, I am "uncherished" to where I am not on people's radar (do not care about me). This yields two results that get me to PO'd.

    1. Since hardly anyone ever calls or texts me, I often do not have my phone nearby. Then I realize hours later that someone tried to reach out but they are angry at me for not responding straightaway.

    2. There is a light at the top of the Facebook page that lights up if someone has communicated with you. I don't see that light very often on account of no one communicates with me. But then when I do see the light, it is because someone has invited me to play an online game that I have zero interest in playing (got better things to do with my time and whatnot).
     
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  17. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I would call or text you to have a sit down so we could drown our sorrows in byrrh, but alas you don't live in my city.
     
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  18. indesertum

    indesertum Senior member

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    Byrrh cures everything
     
  19. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Senior member

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    Are you a fan of the byrrh now?
     
  20. indesertum

    indesertum Senior member

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    Yes. Byrrh is great. I'll have it occasionally instead of scotch. Sometimes even make an americano with byrrh and campari and club soda
     
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