Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.
love you too, boo
woke up at 3 in the morning with abdominal pain. fuck ate so much for dinner then had a couple of beers and some chips before calling it a night. went to work and had a shouting match with an employee who apparently could not take criticisms well, that fucker. shit and its only monday.
Just had to say goodbye to one of my best friends.. Pretty sad
That's terrible GF, so sorry for your loss.
Ohh no he didnt die or anything.. im moving away today and had to say goodbye to my friends.
Just had to say bye to my best friend of 5 years.. and damn.. we both teared up.. getting misty eyed as i type this now.
Peace out boston! Youve treated me well.
You're a shitty best friend. Why are you moving to Texas? Sounds horrible.
I took a relocation opportunity with my employer
There is no job on the face of the planet that would ever make me move to a warmer climate.
sorry dood. make sure to stay in touch. its unbelievably easy to fall out of touch, even with great friends.
consider this a formal offer to take a job i have available in LA. the pay is 23 million dollars a year. you will be needed to work from 12PM - 4PM, tuesday to friday (friday works ends at 3PM). the job requires you to paint small dots on the nipples of super models, and occasionally on the crotch and posterior areas as well.
will you accept this offer?
Is there a long term contract involved? I would do it for a year and then quit. I would probably fly back to New York on the weekends.
Oh wait, is that 23 million before or after taxes? If it is before, pssh no way is it worth it.
feel like jello.
Want to sleep.
no contract requirements on your end. 23 mil after taxes. you in?
Ohhh oookkk. I'm in. You win.
Wait, what kind of paint is involved? Acrylic, or oil based?
Anyone who willingly moves to Texas deserves what's coming to them.
Also, Monday. I hate Monday.
paint is your choice. ill PM you where to go. we will hold the position until you arrive.
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