The most ridiculous suits

[cptjeff]



Excuse me but do you know what trolling means? It means provoking people into senseless arguments and trying to make other users mad. This thread is nothing about trolling unless you just began the trolling. We are supposed to have fun here and not be serious, the less serious the better ideas I get. Making the suit will cost me about $100 since I am in China so it's not like I'm spending huge amounts of money on it, it's just for fun and for messing around. Pictures will follow in a couple of weeks if I get good enough ideas to go through with this.

Seriously. Spoo, love ya man, but I really don't think you have a good idea of the meaning of that word. It's a silly thread, sure, but OP wasn't trolling. This is trolling:

All suits are ridiculous, any man wearing one looks like he's in a stupid costume. Ties are even more amazingly moronic, and everybody sane knows that they'll be dead in less than 10 years any any man wearing one will be looked at just like anyone wearing a fez is today.

 

[Harold falcon]



Excuse me but do you know what trolling means? It means provoking people into senseless arguments and trying to make other users mad. This thread is nothing about trolling unless you just began the trolling. We are supposed to have fun here and not be serious, the less serious the better ideas I get. Making the suit will cost me about $100 since I am in China so it's not like I'm spending huge amounts of money on it, it's just for fun and for messing around. Pictures will follow in a couple of weeks if I get good enough ideas to go through with this.

I came here for an argument. An argument is not simply negating my points it's making your own counter argument and presenting it in a way contrary to my position.

 

[Caustic Man]

I came here for an argument. An argument is not simply negating my points it's making your own counter argument and presenting it in a way contrary to my position.

No it isn't.

 

[Harold falcon]



No it isn't.

Yes it is.

 

[Caustic Man]

Yes it is.

Is not.

 

[Harold falcon]



Is not.

You're just contradicting me. Arguing is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic negation of any statement the other person makes.

 

[Caustic Man]

You're just contradicting me. Arguing is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic negation of any statement the other person makes.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

 

[VinnyMac]

You're just contradicting me. Arguing is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic negation of any statement the other person makes.

I never thought that I'd see a more fitting comeback than "you mad, bro'?," but you may have just come up with it.

 

[Harold falcon]



I never thought that I'd see a more fitting comeback than "you mad, bro'?," but you may have just come up with it.

Caustic Man and I are covering a Monty Python bit.

I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

Well played.

 

[Hayward]

Is this still going on?

 

[Chase H]

... I didn't even catch the reference until the end. Well played indeed.

 

[tactical1]

Thanks for the laughs, guys.

 

[JensenH]

China is known for counterfeit clothing. Chinese suit wearers leave their sleeve labels on. Combine the two and have multiple fake designer labels from the sleeve opening going up to the shoulder.

 

[Caustic Man]

Chinese suit wearers leave their sleeve labels on.

I have noticed the same thing among African suit wearers.

 

[Pawz]



Contrast sleeve cuffs, pant cuffs, pocket flaps, and shawl lapel.
Four button.
Suit in this tartan: 


Contrast fabric should be light gray, with a strong sheen to it.

Buttons should be metal, preferably brass (to clash with the silver).

Triple-pleated pants.

I would encourage you to be sure that the fit is flawless.

Hasn't Band of Outsiders already done this?