The Charlie Sheen Interview

[indesertum]

well hopefully more charlie sheen interviews will make you night better.

and it's 17 hail marys plus 10 glory be and end with apostle's creed

 

[ratboycom]

 

[SpooPoker]

 

[tagutcow]

Originally Posted by Teacher

I'm not kidding: if I hadn't actually heard him say these things with my own ears, I'd think someone was making this **** up.

I prefer just reading the quotes. When you read them, they have this Chuck Norris meme/PowerThirst zaniness to them. When you see the video and see them being said by this squirrely man who's obviously being physically wrecked by cocaine, they take on a slightly different character.

 

[Teacher]

Originally Posted by indesertum

"We work for the pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people."

"Gnarly gnarlingtons???" What the **** is this, 1989?

Originally Posted by tagutcow

I prefer just reading the quotes. When you read them, they have this Chuck Norris meme/PowerThirst zaniness to them. When you see the video and see them being said by this squirrely man who's obviously being physically wrecked by cocaine, they take on a slightly different character.

Yes, you make a good point.

 

[forex]

Originally Posted by tagutcow

I prefer just reading the quotes. When you read them, they have this Chuck Norris meme/PowerThirst zaniness to them. When you see the video and see them being said by this squirrely man who's obviously being physically wrecked by cocaine, they take on a slightly different character.

+100, watched the interview last night and was pretty disappointed, he looks like ****,must have gotten older by 10 years in the last year. Man,he looks like ****,I was laughing when I saw him working out and showing off his abs. Look at him 2 years ago and now,light years of difference.
And I actually like Charlie Sheen but one can see that he's fucked himself up pretty bad,he should do some time just like Robert Downey did,maybe he will come to his senses.

 

[willgro]

This man has narcissistic rage down pat.

 

[SkinnyGoomba]

"Unplug this bastard I can't handle it" LOL.

 

[Dr Huh?]

Originally Posted by forex

+100, watched the interview last night and was pretty disappointed, he looks like ****,must have gotten older by 10 years in the last year. Man,he looks like ****,I was laughing when I saw him working out and showing off his abs. Look at him 2 years ago and 2 years ago and now,light years of difference.
No kidding. Here he is in I think 2009:

Here he is just recently:

 

[indesertum]

he looks exactly the same

he's got that dont give a **** about you attitude down pat

 

[Dr Huh?]

Originally Posted by indesertum

he looks exactly the same

He really doesn't. It's more noticeable in interviews, or newer episodes of his show, but he looks more haggard and gaunt than he used to.

 

[Nil]

Looks like he lost some weight.

 

[Infrasonic]

^^ Must be all the diet coke... http://www.t3.com/news/charlie-sheen...llowers?=54051

Twitter Guinness World Record set by Charlie Sheen Actor Charlie Sheen has become the fastest Twitter user to reach 1 million followers with the Two and a Half Men star reaching the milestone in a little over a day. Sheen, who has been making media headlines of late thanks to a series of bizarre comments and erratic behaviour, clocked up 1 million Twitter followers in just 25 hours and 17 minutes after adopting the Twitter handle @CharlieSheen, earning himself a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records.

 

[Harold falcon]

New Game. Charlie Sheen or Kenny Powers.

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, and fights, and then fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies.

I am battle tested bayonets!

Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than ****. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss ****** and ************, everyone.

[/spoiler]

I got magic and poetry in my fingertips.

[/spoiler]

**** man, I'm a bulletproof tiger, dude!

[/spoiler]

Funny thing, when you're on top of the world, every motherfucker wants to get a piece of your ass. But then, you take a little time off from being unstoppable... just to... regroup and relax, no one will give you the time of fuckin' day.

Spoiler

I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace his unevolved mind cannot process.

Spoiler

If there's one thing I hate in this life, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer.

Spoiler

 

[Anthony K]

Originally Posted by Teacher

"Gnarly gnarlingtons???" What the **** is this, 1989?

lol I love that name! He just posted this on Twitter:

"@charliesheen I've been informed me that #Plan Better is rated a major success! thank u all! like my dear friend Gnarls Gnarlington says, #WINNING!"

I would like to see what this Gnarls Gnarlington looks like.