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The 50 Worst Songs Of All Time

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by acidboy, May 11, 2006.

  1. johnapril

    johnapril Senior member

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    and it goes something like this...


    Hi Barbie
    Hi Ken!
    Do you wanna go for a ride?
    Sure Ken!
    Jump In...

    I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
    you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation
    Come on Barbie, let's go party!

    I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
    you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
    Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
    You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
    kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
    You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

    it goes on and on....


    I had to listen to that song and a couple of other songs by the same band everyday, all day, for two weeks while laid up with misdiagnosed amoebic dysentery in Vashisht, a small town in the Himayalan foothills in Himachal Pradesh. I have lived through death and hell.
     
  2. Margaret

    Margaret Senior member

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    Thank god for Neil Young.


    ... and Joni Mitchell, Oscar Peterson and Diana Krall.
     
  3. The Cubic Rube

    The Cubic Rube New Member

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    ... and Joni Mitchell, Oscar Peterson and Diana Krall.
    .........and Ronnie Hawkins,The Band and Jack Scott
     
  4. visionology

    visionology Senior member

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    I think Dr. Demento - They're Coming to Take Me Away is 10x worse than any song on that list.
     
  5. Stu

    Stu Senior member

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    I think Dr. Demento - They're Coming to Take Me Away is 10x worse than any song on that list.


    Back in the day my buddies and I used to haunt a topless bar and the dancer with the biggest assets in the place used to dance to that. It was so surreal that I still get a smile on my face when I hear that song, or whatever the hell it is. More like a nihilistic chant, I guess.

    Picture a trailer park queen with massive knockers hanging on to a rotting roof beam swinging those weapons in time to "Ho ho he he hah hah" while the guys from the third shift at the GM plant play pool, drink Budweiser and try to pick fights with the college boys. You get the picture...
     
  6. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    What about Bryan Adams? Who's side's he on. He's made some truly awful records, that one from Robin Hood's probably the worst.

    Thank god for Neil Young.



    disagree with you on the robin hood song. here is adams' worst song:



    "The only thing that looks good on me is you" \t
    \t
    I don't look good in no Armani Suits
    No Gucci shoes - or designer boots
    I've tried the latest lines from A to Z
    But there's just one thing that looks good on me

    The only thing I want
    The only thing I need
    The only thing I choose
    The only thing that looks good on me...is you

    I'm not satisfied with Versace style
    Put those patent leather pants - in the circular file
    Sometimes I think - I might be lookin' good
    But there's only one thing that fits me like it should

    The only thing I want
    The only thing I need
    The only thing I choose
    The only thing that looks good on me...is you

    Ya it's you - it could only be you
    Nobody else will ever do
    Ya baby it's you - that I stick to
    Ya we stick like glue

    The only thing I want
    The only thing I need
    The only thing I choose
    The only thing that looks good on me...is you
     
  7. The Cubic Rube

    The Cubic Rube New Member

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    You're absolutely right acidboy, those words are crap, the thing is I've never been able to understand them.....his 'singing' sounds like someone with a sore throat shouting to make himself heard whilst working a buzz saw.
     
  8. LabelKing

    LabelKing Senior member

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    The Barbie song is too ironic to be on any worst list.
     
  9. Mr. Checks

    Mr. Checks Senior member

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    Okay, I haven't read the whole thread, but I'd have to say Kung Fu Fighting and Su-su-sudio.

    I recall a poll from the 70s in which Kung Fu Fighting was voted the best song of the year. Ouch.

    Sussudio is such a piece of self-describing excrement that I will let it fall on its own merits, without comment.
     
  10. visionology

    visionology Senior member

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    Back in the day my buddies and I used to haunt a topless bar and the dancer with the biggest assets in the place used to dance to that. It was so surreal that I still get a smile on my face when I hear that song, or whatever the hell it is. More like a nihilistic chant, I guess.

    Picture a trailer park queen with massive knockers hanging on to a rotting roof beam swinging those weapons in time to "Ho ho he he hah hah" while the guys from the third shift at the GM plant play pool, drink Budweiser and try to pick fights with the college boys. You get the picture...


    I think I would actually like to see that just because it sounds so odd!
     
  11. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    I think I would actually like to see that just because it sounds so odd!

    true, your story sounds like some great indie movie.
     

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