The 50 Worst Songs Of All Time

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by SGladwell

...that f***ing titanic song sung by that evil horse-faced Canuck.
I agree on all thirty seven levels of this description. What is the deal with this woman's fame and popularity. She sings through her nose for cryin' out loud!

 

[rdawson808]

Originally Posted by eddievddr10

YUP New Order is my nostalgia it feels god to be young.


I would like to point out that NEW ORDER released a brilliant album only last year. It is called Waiting For The Sirens' Call. Get it.



bob, forever a NO fan.

 

[jay allen]

Originally Posted by Nantucket Red

So vile it must be watched repeatedly to be believed.

I have watched it 3 times.....I still don't believe it. Does he actually have a spear in his hand during the Africa portions? Watching this video is like watching a 700lb person walking down the street. You can't believe what you are seeing.....and are left to wonder....how the hell did that happen? Thanks for the link....I am comfrtable in saying I've never seen a worse video in my life.

 

[faustian bargain]

i want a hasselhoff tee shirt

 

[jpeirpont]

How could any Stevie Wonder song be considered amoung the worst?
I'd say the worst song ever has to be Gangsters Paradise by Coolio.

 

[faustian bargain]

Originally Posted by jpeirpont

How could any Stevie Wonder song be considered amoung the worst? I'd say the worst song ever has to be Gangsters Paradise by Coolio.
i think jack black's character in high fidelity will back me up on my stevie wonder pick.

 

[skalogre]

Barbie Girl.. Complete utter pish tosh. Then again, there are also many things considered classics which I find to be completely uninmaginative chunks of aural ostrich droppings.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by SGladwell

That's still no excuse for omitting the execrable Mambo Nr. 5, or that ******* titanic song sung by that evil horse-faced Canuck.
Hey! She is a Quebecois! Get it right. There is a big ******* distinction between them and us. (‘us’ comprising of the English-speaking part of Canada, you know the ones that don’t want to separate the country in two) Jon.

 

[Laxbuddah]

What about:
Milli Vanilli - Girl you know it's true OR anything by Paula Abdul ?

 

[faustian bargain]

Originally Posted by Laxbuddah

What about: Milli Vanilli - Girl you know it's true OR anything by Paula Abdul ?
rush, rush and straight up are particularly egregious. especially since those are the only two i know.

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by faustian bargain

rush, rush and straight up are particularly egregious. especially since those are the only two i know.

i dont know... 'forever your girl' was kind of catchy in the clubs back then. the one with the video of her making out with a cartoon cat was disturbing though.

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by skalogre

Barbie Girl.. Complete utter pish tosh. Then again, there are also many things considered classics which I find to be completely uninmaginative chunks of aural ostrich droppings.


and it goes something like this...


Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

it goes on and on....

 

[Matt]

Originally Posted by Laxbuddah

anything by Paula Abdul ?
i know these gags have been done to death, but who the hell thought she would make a good judge for idol. Three crap songs (two above, plus Opposites Attract where she was in love with a cat) on a bunch of failed albums, and thats all it takes to choose (drumroll and Seacreast voice on) the next American Idol.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

and it goes something like this...


Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

it goes on and on....

Yeah, the lyrics are a real inspiration to aspiring housewives who shall spend the rest of their lives at the mall, at the spa / beauty salon and having "˜lunch'.

Pathetic.

Jon.

 

[The Cubic Rube]

Originally Posted by imageWIS

Hey! She is a Quebecois! Get it right. There is a big ******* distinction between them and us. ("˜us' comprising of the English-speaking part of Canada, you know the ones that don't want to separate the country in two)

Jon.

What about Bryan Adams? Who's side's he on. He's made some truly awful records, that one from Robin Hood's probably the worst.

Thank god for Neil Young.