The 50 Worst Songs Of All Time

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  1. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    so here is vh1's list of 50 worst songs...

    50. Corey Hart - I Wear My Sunglasses at Night
    49. Puff Daddy f/ Faith Evans & 112 - "I'll Be Missing You'
    48. Michael Bolton - 'Can I Touch You There'
    47. Bobby Brown w/Whitney Houston, 'Something in Common'
    46. Spin Doctors - Two Princes
    45. Ruben Studdard, 'I'm Sorry'
    44. Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire
    43. Master P feat. Silkk, Fiend, Mia-x & Mystikal - 'Make Em Say Uhh'
    42. Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe
    41. JC Chasez - 'Some Girls (Dance with Women)'
    40. 4 Non Blondes, 'What's Up'
    39. Snow - 'Informer'
    38. Ja Rule - Mesmerize
    37. Bette Midler, "From a Distance"
    36. Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up
    35. Don Johnson - Heartbeat
    34. Crazytown - 'Butterfly'
    33. Jennifer Lopez - 'Jenny from the Block'
    32. Mr. Mister - Broken Wings
    31. R. Kelly, 'You Remind Me of Something'
    30. Nelly - Pimp Juice
    29. Meatloaf - 'I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won't do That)
    28. Rick Astley - 'Never Gonna Give You Up'
    27. Wreckx-N-Effect - 'Rump Shaker'
    26. Bryan Adams - The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me is You
    25. Michael Jackson, 'You Rock My World'
    24. Phil Collins, "Sussudio"
    23. Sisqo - 'The Thong Song'
    22. Lionel Richie - Dancing on the Ceiling
    21. Rembrandts, "I'll Be There For You"
    20. Toby Keith, 'Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue'
    19. Chicago - You're the Inspiration
    18. Hammer - 'Pumps and a Bump'
    17. Right Said Fred, "I'm Too Sexy"
    16. Europe, "The Final Countdown"
    15. Crash Test Dummies - Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm
    14. Will Smith, "Will2K"
    13. Aqua - 'Barbie Girl'
    12. New Kids on the block - Hangin' Tough
    11. Gerardo - Rico Suave
    10. Huey Lewis & the News - Heart of Rock-n-Roll
    9. Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy
    8. Ricky Martin - She Bangs
    7. Eddie Murphy, "Party All the Time"
    6. Deep Blue Something, "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
    5. Vanilla Ice, "Ice Ice Baby"
    4. Limp Bizkit, "Rollin'"
    3. Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight
    2. Billy Ray Cyrus, "Achy Breaky Heart"
    1. Starship, "We Built This City"

    i can't believe kriss kross' "jump" isn't there.
     


  2. faustian bargain

    faustian bargain Senior member

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    the witch doctor song
    we are the world
    stevie wonder - 'i just called to say i love you'
    charlene - 'i've never been to me'
    cutting crew - 'i just died in your arms tonight'
    a-ha - 'take on me'

    i give up. [​IMG]
     


  3. Nick M

    Nick M Senior member

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    Right Said Fred? How dare they!

    Where's "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas? Where's "Fever for the Flava" by Hot Action Cop?

    EDIT: "Jenny from the Block" should be congratulated for ruining both Enoch Light's "Hijack", AND the Beatnuts' "Watch Out Now".
     


  4. j

    j (stands for Jerk) Admin

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    Any 70s song with an alternating, octave split single quarter note on the 1 and 3 for the bass line.

    |: DOOT ; ^ DOOT ; :|

    Cf. Boston's "Don't Look Back". (I guess theirs is on each beat.) (And I love the breakdown. Power easy listening metal at its best.)
     


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    SGladwell Senior member

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    How can anyone even think of making a list of the worst [pick a number from 1-1 trillion] songs without a single Celine Dion travesty? And no Whitney Houston bodyguard ear-posion?

    And do they really want to tell me that the thoroughly mediocre "Breakfast at Tiffany's" is a worse song than "Mambo Nr. 5" or that awful Bryan Adams robin hood song?
     


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    That Hasselhoff wreck.
     


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    either the westlife or the original version of seasons in the sun.

    that song makes me wish i wasnt an english speaker.
     


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    Gag-o-Matic! *insert the vomiting smiley*...
     


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    cuffthis Senior member

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    William Shatner singing "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds".
     


  11. RJman

    RJman Posse Member Dubiously Honored

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    Anyone hear the new Federline?

    Dirk Diggler's debute was pretty heinous.
     


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    Wesendonck Lieder sucked.
     


  13. Bradford

    Bradford Current Events Moderator

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    Honestly, I kind of like some of these songs.

    I think it might be more accurate to call it the 50 Most Overplayed Songs of All Time because a lot of why people hate these songs is because they were just played and played and played...
     


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    Many of the songs on the list were big hits. The lesson? A lot of people like crap.
     


  15. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    Honestly, I kind of like some of these songs.
    Me too. [​IMG]
     


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