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The 50 Worst Songs Of All Time

acidboy

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so here is vh1's list of 50 worst songs...

50. Corey Hart - I Wear My Sunglasses at Night
49. Puff Daddy f/ Faith Evans & 112 - "I'll Be Missing You'
48. Michael Bolton - 'Can I Touch You There'
47. Bobby Brown w/Whitney Houston, 'Something in Common'
46. Spin Doctors - Two Princes
45. Ruben Studdard, 'I'm Sorry'
44. Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire
43. Master P feat. Silkk, Fiend, Mia-x & Mystikal - 'Make Em Say Uhh'
42. Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe
41. JC Chasez - 'Some Girls (Dance with Women)'
40. 4 Non Blondes, 'What's Up'
39. Snow - 'Informer'
38. Ja Rule - Mesmerize
37. Bette Midler, "From a Distance"
36. Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up
35. Don Johnson - Heartbeat
34. Crazytown - 'Butterfly'
33. Jennifer Lopez - 'Jenny from the Block'
32. Mr. Mister - Broken Wings
31. R. Kelly, 'You Remind Me of Something'
30. Nelly - Pimp Juice
29. Meatloaf - 'I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won't do That)
28. Rick Astley - 'Never Gonna Give You Up'
27. Wreckx-N-Effect - 'Rump Shaker'
26. Bryan Adams - The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me is You
25. Michael Jackson, 'You Rock My World'
24. Phil Collins, "Sussudio"
23. Sisqo - 'The Thong Song'
22. Lionel Richie - Dancing on the Ceiling
21. Rembrandts, "I'll Be There For You"
20. Toby Keith, 'Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue'
19. Chicago - You're the Inspiration
18. Hammer - 'Pumps and a Bump'
17. Right Said Fred, "I'm Too Sexy"
16. Europe, "The Final Countdown"
15. Crash Test Dummies - Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm
14. Will Smith, "Will2K"
13. Aqua - 'Barbie Girl'
12. New Kids on the block - Hangin' Tough
11. Gerardo - Rico Suave
10. Huey Lewis & the News - Heart of Rock-n-Roll
9. Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy
8. Ricky Martin - She Bangs
7. Eddie Murphy, "Party All the Time"
6. Deep Blue Something, "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
5. Vanilla Ice, "Ice Ice Baby"
4. Limp Bizkit, "Rollin'"
3. Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight
2. Billy Ray Cyrus, "Achy Breaky Heart"
1. Starship, "We Built This City"

i can't believe kriss kross' "jump" isn't there.
 

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the witch doctor song
we are the world
stevie wonder - 'i just called to say i love you'
charlene - 'i've never been to me'
cutting crew - 'i just died in your arms tonight'
a-ha - 'take on me'

i give up.
 

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Right Said Fred? How dare they!

Where's "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas? Where's "Fever for the Flava" by Hot Action Cop?

EDIT: "Jenny from the Block" should be congratulated for ruining both Enoch Light's "Hijack", AND the Beatnuts' "Watch Out Now".
 

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Any 70s song with an alternating, octave split single quarter note on the 1 and 3 for the bass line.

|: DOOT ; ^ DOOT ; :|

Cf. Boston's "Don't Look Back". (I guess theirs is on each beat.) (And I love the breakdown. Power easy listening metal at its best.)
 

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How can anyone even think of making a list of the worst [pick a number from 1-1 trillion] songs without a single Celine Dion travesty? And no Whitney Houston bodyguard ear-posion?

And do they really want to tell me that the thoroughly mediocre "Breakfast at Tiffany's" is a worse song than "Mambo Nr. 5" or that awful Bryan Adams robin hood song?
 
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either the westlife or the original version of seasons in the sun.

that song makes me wish i wasnt an english speaker.
 

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Gag-o-Matic! *insert the vomiting smiley*...
 

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William Shatner singing "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds".
 

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Anyone hear the new Federline?

Dirk Diggler's debute was pretty heinous.
 

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Wesendonck Lieder sucked.
 

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Honestly, I kind of like some of these songs.

I think it might be more accurate to call it the 50 Most Overplayed Songs of All Time because a lot of why people hate these songs is because they were just played and played and played...
 

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Many of the songs on the list were big hits. The lesson? A lot of people like crap.
 

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Originally Posted by Bradford
Honestly, I kind of like some of these songs.
Me too.
 

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