Spontaneous public, er, "arousal"

[Fuuma]

goatsee!!

 

[dtmt]

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[Go Surface]

I saw a guy in Foggy Bottom last weekend walking around with a gigantic hard-on. I didnt know if it was real or not.

 

[v0rtex]

The "Prince Albert" piercing was allegedly invented for this very reason. He'd regularly get boners in embarrassing situations and so eventually had his bell-end pierced with a ring so he could tie it to his leg during state functions.

 

[Eason]

One of my students, a kuwaiti kid, would always be cupping and touching his junk through his pocket all the damn time. It was only a matter of time until he got a hard-on, and it creeped me out so much. He'd be asking me a question about grammar or a correction on his paper while wearing thin sweatpants pitching a tent. Trying to help him without looking at ********* trying to leap out against his pants was disturbingly futile. Worse than the time someone went commando and exposed themselves during jiujitsu.

 

[Garage/Surf Rock]

I'm going on 28 and this still happens to me sometimes. Is that weird? Also, if I have to pee really bad I get semis and being really tired makes me randy and get semis too.

Sorry if this is TMI for some of you guys.

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by v0rtex

The "Prince Albert" piercing was allegedly invented for this very reason. He'd regularly get boners in embarrassing situations and so eventually had his bell-end pierced with a ring so he could tie it to his leg during state functions.

Those Victorians.

 

[DocHolliday]

Originally Posted by LabelKing

Those Victorians.

You'd think he could have just used one of those elaborate spiked contraptions they made teenage boys wear. Too common for royalty, I suppose.

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by DocHolliday

You'd think he could have just used one of those elaborate spiked contraptions they made teenage boys wear. Too common for royalty, I suppose.