To an Applebee's in Des Moines?Uh...you're wrong.
Also, if you are 58, this is pretty funny.
As a 35 year old, I wear plenty of slacks with a crease.
I'm sorry. That wasn't nice. I'm not that much of a New York snob, My kids, on the other hand, who were born here, are beyond help. "That's why people around the world hate New Yorkers," I once told my 15-year old son after a particularly provincial remark. I believe about whether Rochester, my hometown, was a city.