Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

[Liam O]

purim purim yay
purim purim yay purim
purim yay purim

It seems apparent
Purim is stitch's favorite
If only for booze

 

[in stitches]



My recent posting
Sucks like a thousand hoovers
But I just can't stop.

it could be far worse
all of your posting could suck
like a thousand hoov

It seems apparent
Purim is stitch's favorite
If only for booze

while it is up there
i dont think i have a true
favorite. um, um.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Ambien is cool
if you can remember all
Pass the wine, thank You.

 

[Liam O]

Took Ambien Once
Only thing I remember:
Exiting dryer....

 

[Thomas]

Don't need Ambien
I fall asleep, no problem
but everyone else...

I get woken up
by everyone, all the time
no rest for weary

the baby, the son -
should put them on Ambien;
and the cats as well!

Winter breeze returns,
one last fling before the heat,
gosh it's nice outside.

 

[patrickBOOTH]

Ingrown hair on neck
is really killing me and
I am getting scared

 

[Thomas]



Ingrown hair on neck
is really killing me and
I am getting scared

maybe a tumor?
anyway, get thee to a
dermatologist

they can numb the spot,
start digging for the stray hair,
and start you on meds

 

[Liam O]

for just five dollars
I will cut the tumor off.
You bring the vino.

 

[patrickBOOTH]



maybe a tumor?
anyway, get thee to a
dermatologist
they can numb the spot,
start digging for the stray hair,
and start you on meds

I don't want to pay my $300 deductable.

 

[edinatlanta]



My recent posting
Sucks like a thousand hoovers
But I just can't stop.

Recent? If
you bitches were any good
you'd do a sonnets.

 

[Thomas]



Recent? If
you bitches were any good
you'd do a sonnets.

One does not simply
Walk into a haiku thread
and ask for sonnets.

 

[edinatlanta]



One does not simply
Walk into a haiku thread
and ask for sonnets.

much better than your original

 

[Thomas]



I don't want to pay my $300 deductable.

Your deductible
may not come into play here -
pay out of pocket?

From what I gather
this should not be a big deal,
but I could be wrong

surely your doctor
won't bill your insurance co
for just a phone call

 

[Thomas]



much better than your original

I have to admit,
I don't re-visit my posts
but I liked that one.

 

[in stitches]

im not hungover
this is a good thing, as i
am at work today