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Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. Liam O

    Liam O Distinguished Member

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    It seems apparent
    Purim is stitch's favorite
    If only for booze
     


  2. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    it could be far worse
    all of your posting could suck
    like a thousand hoov


    while it is up there
    i dont think i have a true
    favorite. um, um.
     


  3. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    Ambien is cool
    if you can remember all
    Pass the wine, thank You.
     


  4. Liam O

    Liam O Distinguished Member

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    Took Ambien Once
    Only thing I remember:
    Exiting dryer....
     


  5. Thomas

    Thomas Stylish Dinosaur

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    Don't need Ambien
    I fall asleep, no problem
    but everyone else...

    I get woken up
    by everyone, all the time
    no rest for weary

    the baby, the son -
    should put them on Ambien;
    and the cats as well!

    Winter breeze returns,
    one last fling before the heat,
    gosh it's nice outside.
     
    Last edited: Mar 9, 2012


  6. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    Ingrown hair on neck
    is really killing me and
    I am getting scared
     


  7. Thomas

    Thomas Stylish Dinosaur

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    maybe a tumor?
    anyway, get thee to a
    dermatologist

    they can numb the spot,
    start digging for the stray hair,
    and start you on meds
     
    Last edited: Mar 9, 2012


  8. Liam O

    Liam O Distinguished Member

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    for just five dollars
    I will cut the tumor off.
    You bring the vino.
     


  9. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Stylish Dinosaur Dubiously Honored

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    I don't want to pay my $300 deductable. :embar:
     


  10. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Stylish Dinosaur

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    Recent? :confused: If
    you bitches were any good
    you'd do a sonnets.
     


  11. Thomas

    Thomas Stylish Dinosaur

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    One does not simply
    Walk into a haiku thread
    and ask for sonnets.
     
    Last edited: Mar 9, 2012


  12. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Stylish Dinosaur

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    much better than your original
     


  13. Thomas

    Thomas Stylish Dinosaur

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    Your deductible
    may not come into play here -
    pay out of pocket?

    From what I gather
    this should not be a big deal,
    but I could be wrong

    surely your doctor
    won't bill your insurance co
    for just a phone call
     


  14. Thomas

    Thomas Stylish Dinosaur

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    I have to admit,
    I don't re-visit my posts
    but I liked that one.
     


  15. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    im not hungover
    this is a good thing, as i
    am at work today
     


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