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Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    i need a good way
    to get really rich real quick
    time to sell some drugs
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    So much work was done
    now I am very tired
    Tomorrow's meeting
     
  3. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    I want to go out
    tonight but my girlfriend is
    not gonna want to
     
  4. whochrisliu

    whochrisliu Well-Known Member

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    Day at the Spa

    I lay there naked
    She says flip over please
    A happy ending



    -Chris
     
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    Liam O Senior member

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    I eat the peppers
    That makes me happy but then
    I shit the peppers
     
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  6. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    cops on the highway
    really screw up traffic bad
    yo, fuck the police
     
  7. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Busy day off, ugh
    I hate up in the air plans
    I like a plan, man
     
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    whochrisliu Well-Known Member

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    Fuck the police!
    Shit I just got a ticket today because supposedly I ran a red light.
     
  9. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    that sucks, sorry man.
    but i must say. the haiku.
    ur doin it wrong.

    ;)
     
  10. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    My stomach not right
    the weekend debauchery
    causes pain, alas!
     
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    i have gone ahead
    and fixed that for you pB
    your welcome good sir
     
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  12. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Style Forum needs
    a swimsuit calendar for
    wanking purposes
     
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  13. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    do you mean to say
    the kind with the smokin babes
    or the kind with doods
     
  14. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    the kind with us, mang
    nothing like some swinging balls
    and really cool shoes
     
  15. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    i would strut my stuff
    for a styfo hunk photo
    speedo on, thats it
     
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    Pilot Senior member

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    I need to find
    a profession where i can
    make more money
     
  17. in stitches

    in stitches Senior member Moderator

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    i have ideas
    you could try prostitution
    or selling hard drugs
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Turn off your mind relax
    and float downstream, it is not
    dying. Miss you, John.
     
  19. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Ambien penis
    I'm glad I did not email
    my mother, oh man!
     
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    patrickBOOTH Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    Doing other groups
    work for them makes me livid
    Jesus soaps up arms
     

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