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[Don Carlos]

Oh, come the **** on. Benefit of the doubt most certainly not extended, especially after seeing this trollbait on a different thread:

Originally Posted by hannahmontana

I am not quite sure what the title of the thread has to do with the actual post, but most women I know, including me, love to dance. I go clubbing all the time, but I have never had sex with any man I met there, no matter how good they dance. another woman, though.....
My superior brain and its unparalleled powers of deduction have concluded, based on an algorithm incorporating posting style, syntax, active vocabulary, and other traits, that Hannahmontana is actually MetroStyles. Furthermore, I have predicted that MS will send me a PM secretly verifying this fact in 20 minutes.

 

[Rambo]

Screenshot or it didn't happen.

 

[tomgirl]

Originally Posted by hannahmontana

who cares?

so far, I don't want to bang any of them. how about you?

All of them. I'm such a slut.

 

[hannahmontana]

Originally Posted by ankush999

hi,
I am new member in this forum but I desperately like this forum because this forum is about style and fashion.




regards
ankush

I am getting the feeling it is less about style and fashion and more about compensation. just an observation thus far.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by hannahmontana

I am getting the feeling it is less about style and fashion and more about compensation. just an observation thus far.

well, how do you expect us to be stylish and fashionable without money?

 

[hannahmontana]

Originally Posted by Thomas

No kidding, my intro period seems to be finally over, and the PTSD effects are responding nicely to the new meds.

heh. I have been on other forums and have developed a somewhat thicker skin as a result. this one is the most hostile to n00bs that I have encountered though.

 

[hannahmontana]

Originally Posted by Thomas

well, how do you expect us to be stylish and fashionable without money?

not quite the compensation that I was referring to.

 

[hannahmontana]

Originally Posted by tomgirl

All of them. I'm such a slut.

have you developed a ranking system or anything?

 

[Matt]

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

Thirdly, I wonder how long it will take for our resident Female Forumite Seducer matt to bag this one. Two months? Three months? I am putting the O/U at 2.5 months.

Originally Posted by hannahmontana

third: I am putting the O/U at never.
haaiii!!!

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by hannahmontana

have you developed a ranking system or anything?

Ha.

This noob is passing the test so far. Welcum to the styling forums.

 

[emptym]

^Matt, my student decided on Budapest. Thanks for being willing to talk w/ him though.

Originally Posted by hannahmontana

I am getting the feeling it is less about style and fashion and more about compensation. just an observation thus far.
+1

Originally Posted by Thomas

well, how do you expect us to be stylish and fashionable without money?

Originally Posted by hannahmontana

not quite the compensation that I was referring to.
If I know Thomas, he was joking.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by hannahmontana

heh. I have been on other forums and have developed a somewhat thicker skin as a result. this one is the most hostile to n00bs that I have encountered though.

Not so much n00bs, but rather women - and not so much women but those who purport to be women. We have a long and rich history of ***********ing sock-puppets (Don Carlos I'm looking at you!) on here who get us all excited (WOMEN!@!1) and then turn out to be, well...not women. After the eleventieth time...you get a bit wary.

Originally Posted by hannahmontana

not quite the compensation that I was referring to.

Originally Posted by emptym

(...)

If I know Thomas, he was joking.

always! except for when I'm not. But most of the time it's a safe bet.

 

[MetroStyles]

It is also a common noob mistake to think that all members of a forum fit into a neat stereotype.

There are the charming wonderful posters, such as myself and on his good days Don Carlos.

There are the lofty lovable intellectuals, such as tagut.

There are chaplains, such as emptym.

There are the decent human beings (the smallest group), such as thomas and kwilk, though the latter tends to go on misguided Quixote-esque crusades of White Knightery all too often.

There are the political bores.

There are the insufferable, well-dressed midget robot birds with large heads.

There are the truly dumb, such as edina and IndianBoyz.

And anything in between exists too. So you have to pick your subforums and tread carefully until you understand the lay of the land. If you truly just care about fashion, your best bet is MC and your worst is SW&D. If you are looking for intelligent discourse, check out DT.

 

[Matt]

and then there are the moderators. Those guys rock.

 

[Matt]

Originally Posted by Matt

and then there are the moderators. Those guys rock.

+1