Join a Cult

[beargonefishing]

What would it take for you to join a cult? I'm thinking at a minimum I would need

1. No impending death/end of the world bullshit

2. Lots of parties, alcohol and naturally growing hallucinogenics

3. Indoor plumbing

4. Located on a mountain, with a beach compound accessible year round, and good restaurants reasonable

This is the minimum, for me at least.

 

[Piobaire]

Free *****.

 

[beargonefishing]

That's a pretty low bar, but might make me drop some of my other requirements. Maybe no marriage should be added to the list.

 

[Piobaire]

It's assumed there's no family ties to join a cult; people tend to join them as they belong to no other groups. You get the occasional couple joining but they're always the ones that benefit from bilking the general membership.

 

[beargonefishing]

I definitely wouldn't kill anybody for the cult, unless it was somewhat necessary.

 

[beargonefishing]

No forced butt stuff. Consensual butt stuff's cool.

 

[imatlas]

What would it take for you to join a cult? I'm thinking at a minimum I would need

1. No impending death/end of the world bullshit

2. Lots of parties, alcohol and naturally growing hallucinogenics

3. Indoor plumbing

4. Located on a mountain, with a beach compound accessible year round, and good restaurants reasonable

This is the minimum, for me at least.

This is a decent description of my college.

 

[beargonefishing]

No ****** location. ******* Waco David? Seriously?

 

[SixOhNine]

I definitely wouldn't kill anybody for the cult, unless it was somewhat necessary.

Let's not be hasty. At least hear the leader out on who needs to die.

 

[Harold falcon]

I need to be put in charge of maintaining the alcohol supply. Also no kool-aid, Hi-C or bust, ******.

 

[beargonefishing]

What about Tang and Ovaltine? I will quit this ******* cult if I do get some goddamn ovaltine.

 

[Harold falcon]

You can have Tang, but chocolate drinks are for girls.

 

[beargonefishing]

You can have Tang, but chocolate drinks are for girls.

 

[beargonefishing]

I feel like ice hockey is not big in cult culture.

 

[Harold falcon]

Only due to geographical.