Has a Piece of Clothing ever Gotten you Laid?

[MBreinin]

Originally Posted by lasbar

Really? Marry her immediately ....


Yeah, I agree...especially since I have seen her picture, and his.

 

[fcuknu]

That just hurts. I come here to be put UP, not down.

 

[RJman]

Originally Posted by fcuknu

That just hurts. I come here to put UP dirty pictures of my GF.
Couldn't resist fixing that.

 

[Nexus6]

My first job was Security Guard. That uniform got me laid more than anything I have ever worn since. I was 19 years old at that time, and had 3 girls going on in the same condo complex. They loved me in my uniform and out of it too; all those locked rooms I could open to have secret liasons in. One funny story.. When they found out about each other, they started fighting over me. I mean fists & hair-pulling..the works..with me in the middle. 'Get your f***ing hands off my man!' 'F**k you he's MY MAN' 'F**k you both he's mine you f***ing sluts!' It was getting so out of control I said, 'Look if you chicks don't stop fighting I'm getting security!' Then corrected myself, '..wait a minute,,, I AM security!' It was so crazy we all started laughing for a moment. I seized the oppourtunity and said, 'Look we all love each other, why don't we all sleep together' They all just looked at me. One said, 'are you serious?!' I said, 'sure I am serious, it'll be f***ing great!' 'Great for you maybe', said one. Then do you know what happened? They started fighting again...only this time the opposite. 'Take him then you want him so much' 'No YOU take him, i've had enough of this s**t' 'No YOU take him'

I ended up with a few scratches, and none of the girls. That's an actual true story. I'm rather ashamed of my behaviour looking back at it. Saw a Paramedic shirt in a thrift store recently. Almost bought it and some black pants,..just for the 'chick power' it would have given me, but decided against it...heh...I don't need that kind of excitement now.

 

[whiteslashasian]

Wow Nexus, who would've guessed that you were a womanizing deviant security guard in a past life?!

 

[Bradford]

Originally Posted by MBreinin

Yeah, all the time...including my "terrible" KC shiny black squared toed shoes and my low grade Hugo Boss velvet blazer.....

It is not the quality of the gear you sport, but how good you look in it when it comes down to women.

Mike

Women do seem to go for the KC square toes

 

[fcuknu]

Originally Posted by RJman

Couldn't resist fixing that.

It wasnt dirty, she was in her bathing suit, you just couldnt see it. The good pix are in another thread.

 

[whnay.]

Yes.

 

[voxsartoria]

Originally Posted by whnay.

Yes.

Deerstalker from the Rubinacci RTW warehouse?

- B

 

[whnay.]

Originally Posted by voxsartoria

Deerstalker from the Rubinacci RTW warehouse?

- B

Banana sling from Larry's Exotic Curiousities.

 

[anon]

my robe and wizard hat gets me some cyber-strange

 

[Big A]

If you started that story with "Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me, but . . . . " you could get it published in a fine international magazine. Oh yeah, and you'd have to change the ending

Originally Posted by Nexus6

My first job was Security Guard. That uniform got me laid more than anything I have ever worn since. I was 19 years old at that time, and had 3 girls going on in the same condo complex. They loved me in my uniform and out of it too; all those locked rooms I could open to have secret liasons in. One funny story.. When they found out about each other, they started fighting over me. I mean fists & hair-pulling..the works..with me in the middle. 'Get your f***ing hands off my man!' 'F**k you he's MY MAN' 'F**k you both he's mine you f***ing sluts!' It was getting so out of control I said, 'Look if you chicks don't stop fighting I'm getting security!' Then corrected myself, '..wait a minute,,, I AM security!' It was so crazy we all started laughing for a moment. I seized the oppourtunity and said, 'Look we all love each other, why don't we all sleep together' They all just looked at me. One said, 'are you serious?!' I said, 'sure I am serious, it'll be f***ing great!' 'Great for you maybe', said one. Then do you know what happened? They started fighting again...only this time the opposite. 'Take him then you want him so much' 'No YOU take him, i've had enough of this s**t' 'No YOU take him'

I ended up with a few scratches, and none of the girls. That's an actual true story. I'm rather ashamed of my behaviour looking back at it. Saw a Paramedic shirt in a thrift store recently. Almost bought it and some black pants,..just for the 'chick power' it would have given me, but decided against it...heh...I don't need that kind of excitement now.

 

[Big A]

I used to rock this ensemble at parties, and you've all seen the women in my life, so you KNOW it works.

 

[zalb916]

Originally Posted by fcuknu

My chick loves my short shorts, she cant wait to rip them off.

You obviously haven't spent any time in the south, where those shorts would be considered unacceptably long.

 

[fcuknu]

I NEVER cross the m-d line... unless im going to boca of course.