Gifts for Children.

[johnapril]

Wine corks and scraps of wood from home improvement projects are both good things to keep around as blocks for children.

 

[dokelroth]

Just make sure that you don't give them as a gift to the pervert known as Dragon. That age is right in his wheelhouse.

 

[Dedalus]

A pony!

 

[thinman]

A gift certificate to their favorite mall store is always appreciated.

 

[Go Surface]

A how-to book on sewing. So they can mend my garments.

 

[HomerJ]

Originally Posted by GoSurface

A how-to book on sewing. So they can mend my garments.

A needle and thread plus some leather so you can eBay hand stitched accessories. Seriously, I would get a 12-13 year old one of those science kits - astronomy, electromagnetism, robotics, CSI, chemistry set, etc. Nurture the budding geek inside.

 

[LabelKing]

How about Beanie Babies?

 

[texas_jack]

life insurance.

 

[globetrotter]

I have nothing against LK, mind you, but I have the feeling that if he were to offer my kids any presents I would be extremly paranoid about the whole thing. I don't know why, just a feeling.....

 

[dopey]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

Actually there is a fun bar in the East Village called Eastern Bloc.

LK,
Why not an hour sitting on your lap and reading them a story? Isn't it the case that all the dead Dandies that you idolize were also pedophiles? You should really work on picking up that trait.
The nice thing about statutory **** laws is that they often don't apply if both parties are underage.

 

[Sartorian]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

When I was a kid, I loved playing with Lego-type blocks.

He said 12 or 13, not '4 and up'.


But yeah, Legos. And something made in China with lots of lead.

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

Actually there is a fun bar in the East Village called Eastern Bloc. LK, Why not an hour sitting on your lap and reading them a story? Isn't it the case that all the dead Dandies that you idolize were also pedophiles? You should really work on picking up that trait.
This makes no sense. You should read up on your Dandy History. You shame the lineage of homosexual tastemakers.

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by globetrotter

I have nothing against LK, mind you, but I have the feeling that if he were to offer my kids any presents I would be extremly paranoid about the whole thing. I don't know why, just a feeling.....

I'd get them some books on German Expressionism.

 

[Reggs]

I got my first bottle of cologne when I was 12. I still enjoy it.

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[naapa]

Big pimpin'?