A Whole Lotta Ugly

[ChicagoRon]

How do companies like this keep popping up? http://aurifootwearonline.com/ These are some of the ugliest shoes I have ever seen.

 

[FreedBird]

The "Ladies Man" is classic. Very dressy.

 

[luftvier]

"This modern interpretation of the classic wing tip has a low sung clean silhouette, has beautiful per-fed detailing and uppers are made of the finest full grain leathers and features our. Available in 2 tone: chocolate/brandy." Features our what? Free pile of gold boullion of you buy them? Features our traditional push into traffic? Features free therapy sessions for the trouncing you'll get if you buy these hideous shoes?

 

[amerikajinda]

what an amjack company

 

[yfyf]

The website, the names, the descriptions, the model, the shoes themselves ... who buys these?

 

[rach2jlc]

I had at least hoped that they would be very inexpensive. But, who would spend $195 to look like an idiot? Wait... don't answer that (as I think the answer might be a relatively large part of the male population), as obviously an already large amount spend twice that to wear Donald J Pliner. Yikes...

Oh well, we at SF have to keep "fightin' the good fight."

 

[Digby]

you have to give them credit for spelling lothario and philanderer correctly. at least someone knows how to use a dictionary

 

[HORNS]

Originally Posted by yfyf

The website, the names, the descriptions, the model, the shoes themselves ... who buys these?

People who smell like Axe body spray.

 

[flatfront]

Those truly hurt my eyes - some of the worst shoes I have seen in ages. Not cheap either for such an ugly shoe.

 

[CharlesAlexander]

 

[Stazy]

Ladies and gentleman, I present to you the anti-shoe.

 

[Willsw]

Originally Posted by Stazy

Ladies and gentleman, I present to you the anti-shoe.

What's a bit of back pain down the road for attractive feet now?

 

[King Francis]

Originally Posted by luftvier

"This modern interpretation of the classic wing tip has a low sung clean silhouette, has beautiful per-fed detailing and uppers are made of the finest full grain leathers and features our.
Available in 2 tone: chocolate/brandy."

Features our what? Free pile of gold boullion of you buy them? Features our traditional push into traffic? Features free therapy sessions for the trouncing you'll get if you buy these hideous shoes?

This is yet another example of how two individuals could spend roughly the same amount of money on certain possessions and yet have very different results.

It's not that modern men are opposed to spending money on themselves. They'll drop $60 for Kenneth Cole cologne. It's that, for starters, they haven't taught themselves to distinguish between what is good and what is ****.

 

[Syl]

I work with someone who's heavily into sports; I could see him loving those shoes. The shoes purposely eschew classic designs and that's enough to draw in a crowd.

 

[PandArts]

Originally Posted by CharlesAlexander

I actually think I saw some guy running down Wacker Dr. this moring in a pair of these wearing a navy window pane suit