Whats the biggest downer when you get up?

[Brian SD]

Originally Posted by Saucemaster

Realizing that you've wasted another day of your life on pointless frivolities, one step closer to the end and still nothing worth mentioning. The steadily-growing force of the knowledge that your kindergarten teacher was bullshitting you, that you are not unique and special and one-of-a-kind, and that shortly after you've disappeared forever, just like the vast majority of the rest of the people on the planet, you will leave no trace. The slight panic, quickly squelched, as you admit to yourself that most of your day is just an attempt to forget all this. Realizing that if you don't somehow pull this off, all anyone's going to be talking about is "God, how the hell did the Bears get to the Superbowl with that fucknut quarterback?"

(Or so I assume.)

 

[Stylin-1]

Originally Posted by Saucemaster

Realizing that you've wasted another day of your life on pointless frivolities, one step closer to the end and still nothing worth mentioning. The steadily-growing force of the knowledge that your kindergarten teacher was bullshitting you, that you are not unique and special and one-of-a-kind, and that shortly after you've disappeared forever, just like the vast majority of the rest of the people on the planet, you will leave no trace. The slight panic, quickly squelched, as you admit to yourself that most of your day is just an attempt to forget all this. Realizing that if you don't somehow pull this off, all anyone's going to be talking about is "God, how the hell did the Bears get to the Superbowl with that fucknut quarterback?"

(Or so I assume.)
I like it! Sounds like it came straight from the mouth of Tyler Durden.

 

[Bandwagonesque]

Originally Posted by Stylin-1

I like it! Sounds like it came straight from the mouth of Tyler Durden.

Sauce can look like Tyler/Brad in some of his pics... hmm...

I wonder what the next stage of Project Mayhem is. Blow up True Religion's headquarters and send us back to the beginning of denim?

 

[vanity]

Originally Posted by Kent Wang

The phrase "coyote ugly" comes from an urban slang term for a situation that results in waking up next to an ugly bedmate after a night of drinking; in such a situation one might prefer to chew off one's own arm, like a coyote with its paw in a trap, rather than wake up the bedmate.

If you've ever visited a Coyote Ugly establishment, you'd know the exact origin of this term. I wish I still had the pics from when I had the unfortunate instance of joining a promoter friend there. I had my picture taken with as many of those pigs as possible, just b/c they were so God-*******-Awful that I couldn't believe people would come here willingly.

This is the Coyote Ugly in Chicago. Horrid is an understatement.

 

[Stylin-1]

Sauce can look like Tyler/Brad in some of his pics... hmm...

I wonder what the next stage of Project Mayhem is. Blow up True Religion's headquarters and send us back to the beginning of denim?[/QUOTE]


Good idea. Blow up all the mainstream jean companies.....then everything will be raw or one wash. No more God-aweful distressing. I think Tyler will approve.

 

[whodini]

Don't mind sauce. He's a little jet lagged.

(another FC reference)

 

[raley]

Originally Posted by Edward Appleby

Not really, once you've experienced your favorite pair of jeans while freeballing. It's magical.

I'm skeptical.

 

[Badseeds]

found sth I just purchased on a big sale and couldn't return them.

 

[Jl24]

That I have to go to work, where I could get bitched at.

Yeah, I'm working on my attitude.

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Originally Posted by Saucemaster

Realizing that you've wasted another day of your life on pointless frivolities, one step closer to the end and still nothing worth mentioning. The steadily-growing force of the knowledge that your kindergarten teacher was bullshitting you, that you are not unique and special and one-of-a-kind, and that shortly after you've disappeared forever, just like the vast majority of the rest of the people on the planet, you will leave no trace. The slight panic, quickly squelched, as you admit to yourself that most of your day is just an attempt to forget all this.
wow. these are the very thoughts that assail me before i drift off to sleep. in the morning, i'm blissfully idiotic. and then after coffee, my thoughts race by too quickly to be bothersome.

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by Saucemaster

Realizing that you've wasted another day of your life on pointless frivolities, one step closer to the end and still nothing worth mentioning. The steadily-growing force of the knowledge that your kindergarten teacher was bullshitting you, that you are not unique and special and one-of-a-kind, and that shortly after you've disappeared forever, just like the vast majority of the rest of the people on the planet, you will leave no trace. The slight panic, quickly squelched, as you admit to yourself that most of your day is just an attempt to forget all this. Realizing that if you don't somehow pull this off, all anyone's going to be talking about is "God, how the hell did the Bears get to the Superbowl with that fucknut quarterback?"

(Or so I assume.)

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!!!

This is the situation in which being an egomaniac pays off.

 

[Saucemaster]

Originally Posted by denimdestroyedmylife

wow. these are the very thoughts that assail me before i drift off to sleep. in the morning, i'm blissfully idiotic. and then after coffee, my thoughts race by too quickly to be bothersome.

Mostly that's how I feel the morning after a bender. You know that alcohol-induced depression that you get after too much whiskey the night before? Evenings and the night are quite peaceful for me, usually.

No plans to blow up anything... YET. Maybe if the CE forum was a real place?

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Originally Posted by Saucemaster

You know that alcohol-induced depression that you get after too much whiskey the night before?
i have no idea what you are talking about

 

[The Grapist]

Originally Posted by denimdestroyedmylife

i have no idea what you are talking about

Same here. There's no such thing as too much whiskey!

 

[Sean]

Originally Posted by Saucemaster

Realizing that you've wasted another day of your life on pointless frivolities, one step closer to the end and still nothing worth mentioning. The steadily-growing force of the knowledge that your kindergarten teacher was bullshitting you, that you are not unique and special and one-of-a-kind, and that shortly after you've disappeared forever, just like the vast majority of the rest of the people on the planet, you will leave no trace. The slight panic, quickly squelched, as you admit to yourself that most of your day is just an attempt to forget all this. Realizing that if you don't somehow pull this off, all anyone's going to be talking about is "God, how the hell did the Bears get to the Superbowl with that fucknut quarterback?"

(Or so I assume.)


Your post reeks of irony. If you really felt what you posted, you wouldn't be 'that guy' who posts it. By posting that your thoughts revolve around your mediocrity and death and realizing you aren't unique, you post it because you know nobody else is going to. Some feeble attempt at what you say you aren't.

The irony is beautiful and you really aren't that special, regardless of what the nonchalant-Fight Club influenced philosophy might lead you to believe.