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dmash

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Originally Posted by Arrogant Bastard
This is true, actually. 34B can look quite big on certain frames. I dated a tiny girl once (5'1, very thin) with 34Bs, and they looked enormous on her. Really depends on the chick. Some wear Bs well; others need more. If your chick is lean, 34B might actually be enough. Skinny girls also don't handle big fake boobs all that well; they don't have enough excess flesh to hold the boobs without pulling/stretching in a very unsightly manner. I realize I'm contradicting my previous opinion on this issue (though I'd still go boobs over watch if it's a binary choice).
I think they look fine on her. She's about 5'5, around 115 lbs, hovering around 13% BF...quite lean for a girl. I really want to just tell her to buy us travel to South America or somewhere...I mean for 3 grand you could put together a decent trip for 2 people..... EDIT: Wow, Millpool, you and I posted the exact same thing about the vacationing at the exact same time.
 

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Originally Posted by dmash1080
claims it's something she REALLY wants, etc, etc.

It doesn't sound like the implants are really a "gift" to you. She obviously wants them, and the part about returning your previous good deeds is a pretext. From her point of view, the implants are a win-win: she gets what she wants and she does a good deed for you. It all sounds a little manipulative to me.
 

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Originally Posted by Milpool
Tell her neither. . . a little vacation for the two of you would be your preference. That way she doesn't see you as selfish (watch) or dissatisfied with her appearance (boobs).

Tru dat!!!
 

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I don't think we can settle this without topless pictures of your girl.
 

dmash

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Originally Posted by Blackhood
I don't think we can settle this without topless pictures of your girl.

Hahaha, I KNEW this would be coming at one point
 

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Well, if you are contemplating the boobs, then here are a few things to consider:

1. You will not be touching her boobs for about 3-5 months. The first thing they do is inject her boobs to make the skin grow to accommodate the implants. This takes about a month. Recovery time post implant is 2+ months.

2. She will not have nipples or aureole during her recovery time. Once the boobs settle into their new shape, then they can reattach the nipples and the aureole has to be tattooed back on as it cannot be reattached.

3. During her recovery time she will most likely not be able to hug or ******** due to pain (she won't be happy if they are bouncing around).

4. Her new found confidence combined with months of lack of intimacy can lead to her dumping you.


Anyway, just thought you might like to know.
 

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Originally Posted by celery
Well, if you are contemplating the boobs, then here are a few things to consider: 1. You will not be touching her boobs for about 3-5 months. The first thing they do is inject her boobs to make the skin grow to accommodate the implants. This takes about a month. Recovery time post implant is 2+ months. 2. She will not have nipples or aureole during her recovery time. Once the boobs settle into their new shape, then they can reattach the nipples and the aureole has to be tattooed back on as it cannot be reattached. 3. During her recovery time she will most likely not be able to hug or ******** due to pain (she won't be happy if they are bouncing around). 4. Her new found confidence combined with months of lack of intimacy can lead to her dumping you. Anyway, just thought you might like to know.
This bit cannot possibly be true. Do they keep the severed nipple in cryogenic stasis for three months?
 

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Originally Posted by hamish5178
This bit cannot possibly be true. Do they keep the severed nipple in cryogenic stasis for three months?

My information is based on my gf (who works at Johns Hopkins), and attended a lecture on modern breast augmentation, where she was treated to nippleless boobs and a detailed explanation which she then passed on to me until I ran screaming from the room.
 

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Originally Posted by hamish5178
This bit cannot possibly be true. Do they keep the severed nipple in cryogenic stasis for three months?
Yeah that part was absurd. I know multiple girls who have had this procedure done, that doesn't happen. I guess when they go through the armpit or your belly button they are required to cut your nipple off too, huh? Come on.
 

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Originally Posted by celery
Well, if you are contemplating the boobs, then here are a few things to consider:

1. You will not be touching her boobs for about 3-5 months. The first thing they do is inject her boobs to make the skin grow to accommodate the implants. This takes about a month. Recovery time post implant is 2+ months.

2. She will not have nipples or aureole during her recovery time. Once the boobs settle into their new shape, then they can reattach the nipples and the aureole has to be tattooed back on as it cannot be reattached.

3. During her recovery time she will most likely not be able to hug or ******** due to pain (she won't be happy if they are bouncing around).

4. Her new found confidence combined with months of lack of intimacy can lead to her dumping you.


Anyway, just thought you might like to know.


LOL
 

celery

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I'm sure they have different procedures, but I'm still going to believe doctors from Johns Hopkins over internet people.
 

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Originally Posted by dmash1080
I think they look fine on her. She's about 5'5, around 115 lbs, hovering around 13% BF...quite lean for a girl.

I really want to just tell her to buy us travel to South America or somewhere...I mean for 3 grand you could put together a decent trip for 2 people.....


EDIT: Wow, Millpool, you and I posted the exact same thing about the vacationing at the exact same time.


Go for it. I have a feeling though that she will be getting the boobjob since it is something she wants.
 

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Let me get this straight... you are having difficulty deciding on whether to buy a $3000 watch that 98% of the population wouldn't be able to distinguish from a $200 Invicta, or a pair of D-cups for your girlfriend that announce to everyone with eyes that YOU ARE THE ******* MAN?
 

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this is pre-*******-posterous!

are you married? is she proposing to you

you should be giving her a 3000 dollar gift, not the other way around. Be a gentleman and decline... plus an OMEGA is something you earn, not something a girl you're dating gives you

psheesh
 

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