dsmolken
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Did you wear a wedding band the second time?
You mean the first time, right?
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Did you wear a wedding band the second time?
What I find really gets good service is if you wear your nice suit, then go out, under the table unzip your fly and pull out your testicles (leave teh kawk inside - just the nuggets come out). Then, when the waitress comes, ask her for a napkin because you spilled something on your lap, and show her the berries. They love that.
This is a big joke, right? Seriously?
Please Please let us know who these are !!!
The country the OP is in makes a big difference here. It seems tipping in Europe is much different than the US.
"If you want to be treated like a million bucks, put on your ******* suit and tie when dining out. If, on the other hand, you want to be treated like a schmuck, then wear your ****-stained (*insert name of favourite sports team*) jersey and baseball cap worn backwards"
You really are a dumb ****.