I just killed two little cockroaches

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

Yeah I just turn on the shower and down the drain they go. You think they'd learn.
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. Can't you look into getting an exterminator?

 

[intent]

Originally Posted by GQgeek

This is probably the greatest thing about living in Canada. I've never met anyone with a roach problem.
Really? I remember immigrants blamed for pests when I grew up in Vancouver.

 

[Milhouse]

Probably building roach nests in your clothes at this very moment.

 

[Neo_Version 7]

Originally Posted by GQgeek

This is probably the greatest thing about living in Canada. I've never met anyone with a roach problem.

I live near Côte-des-Neiges and I've run into the occasional cockroach in my bathroom.
There has to be some other variable besides geography.

 

[Milhouse]

Originally Posted by Connemara

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. Can't you look into getting an exterminator?

I hear rats will eat the cockroaches.

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by Connemara

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. Can't you look into getting an exterminator?

He comes at 8am on alternating Saturday mornings. I am either sleeping in somebody else's bed, or in mine in a deep alcohol-fueled slumber.

I haven't let him in for about 2 years now.

 

[Connemara]

I feel so poor. That is the worst part about this whole affair.

 

[mack11211]

Originally Posted by Connemara

That is the worst part about this whole affair.

If only.

 

[robin]

Originally Posted by Connemara

I feel so poor.
What does it feel like?

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by robin

What does it feel like?
"Soul-crushing" is the best way to describe it.

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by Connemara

That is the worst part about this whole affair.

Enjoy it while it lasts. You may not have the chance for another for one for a long, long time.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by mack11211

If only.

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

Enjoy it while it lasts. You may not have the chance for another for one for a long, long time.

This threak is 5-stars.

 

[redcaimen]

Originally Posted by Connemara

I feel so poor. That is the worst part about this whole affair.

You might want to let the exterminator treat you for head lice while he is there. It will save on bus fare to the free clinic.

 

[Connemara]

I'm now in bed. Lights off. Just me and muh Blackberry.

I believe some Miley lyrics are apropos here:

"My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda homesick"

 

[Cornellian]

I have heard that cockroaches like plastic grocery bags. I remember some clause in my lease many moons ago warning about keeping a collection of plastic grocery bags. But what do I know.

Sorry man. It gets better. You'll get a job and have some money and you won't have to worry about **** like this.