I just killed two little cockroaches

[ConcernedParent]

Least you won't have to sleep alone.

 

[Threak]

Originally Posted by redcaimen

Leave a wet wash cloth by the bed for them to drink from otherwise they will drink from the corners of your mouth while your asleep.

Use bourbon, on a pink towel.

 

[DNW]

Man up and kill those F***ers, you **** bastard.

 

[83glt]

Ya, everyone's right. Because they were small, that means there's a big nest nearby. If you see big ones, at least you know there isn't a nest. The little ones are the worst because they're harder to see and kill. I bet they're running by you right now and you don't even know. What's that???!!!

 

[Connemara]

Well, they are small to my cockroach-virgin eyes. The only stuff I know about roaches is gleaned from the movies where they are monstrous.

I really need a drink but there is no alcohol in this stupid apartment.

 

[MetroStyles]

I kill about two cockroaches every day in my bathtub. No biggie, I feel like I have company living in my lonely studio apartment.

 

[83glt]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Well, they are small to my cockroach-virgin eyes. The only stuff I know about roaches is gleaned from the movies where they are monstrous. I really need a drink but there is no alcohol in this stupid apartment.
If they're smaller than your cell phone then you can pretty much guarantee that there's a nest somewhere in your apartment.

 

[itsstillmatt]

Maybe you could get them to kick in a couple bucks for rent.

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by 83glt

If they're smaller than your cell phone then you can pretty much guarantee that there's a nest somewhere in your apartment.

Probably in his crotch. It's the little crevice that sees the least light in the whole apartment.

 

[mack11211]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Well, they are small to my cockroach-virgin eyes. The only stuff I know about roaches is gleaned from the movies where they are monstrous.
Murder, she wrote!

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

I kill about two cockroaches every day in my bathtub. No biggie, I feel like I have company living in my lonely studio apartment.
Ewwww, srsly?

 

[GQgeek]

This is probably the greatest thing about living in Canada. I've never met anyone with a roach problem.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by GQgeek

This is probably the greatest thing about living in Canada. I've never met anyone with a roach problem.
Thanks a lot America.

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Ewwww, srsly?

Yeah I just turn on the shower and down the drain they go. You think they'd learn.

 

[redcaimen]

Originally Posted by GQgeek

This is probably the greatest thing about living in Canada. I've never met anyone with a roach problem.

Sadly, this may actually be the greatest thing about living in Canada.