Got into a fight with a sales associate

[dfagdfsh]

the other day I was wandering a gucci store (heh, like those idiots think I'm going to buy anything with only 50% markdowns) when the spirit of manton rose from a mannequin and inhabited me, filling me a satorial mission to play a little 'what's this' with the sales attendants. spotting a likely target - young, female, poorly dressed (her shoes wern't even bespoke, that sultry *****) - I closed in, like a tiger stalking a young gazelle. feigning ignorance, I engaged her in a conversation over shoes 'oh, who are these made by?' and when she made the fatal mistake of saying 'gucci' I know that my time had come. I quickly overpowered her voice with mine and corrected her - I could see the fear rise in her eyes - eyes that soon began to resemble an overcooked egg white, pasty, sallow, glazed over in awe of my big dick gucci designer knowledge.

I was victorious that day.

I, the styleforum predator.

 

[rach2jlc]

Originally Posted by teddieriley

ummm...what is Teger's problem?

Apparently the lithium treatments take a few extra hours before they start to kick in...

 

[dfagdfsh]

Originally Posted by teddieriley

ummm...what is Teger's problem?
arguing with sales people in an attempt to prove how little they know about their products and how big your sartorial dick is is probably the biggest douchebag move you can make. well, probably only second to running to the forum to make a post about what you did an attempt to show off to your e-buds

 

[teddieriley]

Originally Posted by Teger

arguing with sales people in an attempt to prove how little they know about their products and how big your sartorial dick is is probably the biggest douchebag move you can make. well, probably only second to running to the forum to make a post about what you did an attempt to show off to your e-buds

yah, but 5 separate unresponded-to ranting posts in 5 minutes to make your point is a similar level of DB.

 

[dfagdfsh]

Originally Posted by teddieriley

yah, but 5 separate unresponded-to ranting posts in 5 minutes to make your point is a similar level of DB.

my poetry is what the OP wanted to post but couldn't

 

[yachtie]

Originally Posted by Spatlese

Thread title is misleading.

+1. No hair pulling? Sheesh!

 

[Patrician]

Originally Posted by Spatlese

Thread title is misleading.
+1.

I was thinking more like you went into the store, told the rep that rossi makes gucci's shoes and the rep freaks out and starts throwing ugly gucci monogram visors at you.

 

[wmmk]

Originally Posted by Teger

cool brah you showed that ***** who's boss!!!!

*STYLEFORUM HIGH FIVE*

FTFY

 

[Eustace Tilley]

Why in the world is this stupid thread 4 pages long???

 

[teddieriley]

Originally Posted by Eustace Tilley

Why in the world is this stupid thread 4 pages long???

Because Avarice Bespoke started a new SF trend.

 

[idfnl]

Originally Posted by Teger

my poetry is what the OP wanted to post but couldn't

You're a poet and you know it.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by Teger

arguing with sales people in an attempt to prove how little they know about their products and how big your sartorial dick is is probably the biggest douchebag move you can make. well, probably only second to running to the forum to make a post about what you did an attempt to show off to your e-buds

Originally Posted by teddieriley

yah, but 5 separate unresponded-to ranting posts in 5 minutes to make your point is a similar level of DB.

Originally Posted by Teger

my poetry is what the OP wanted to post but couldn't

Yeah, well, I LOL'd pretty well.

Originally Posted by Patrician

+1.

I was thinking more like you went into the store, told the rep that rossi makes gucci's shoes and the rep freaks out and starts throwing ugly gucci monogram visors at you.

And I LOL'd again.

 

[dfagdfsh]

sometimes I wear overshoes of my jls (thats john lobbs to you plebes out there) and go to a gucci store and pretend to be looking at shoes. when the polite sales attendant offers to pull my size, i whip off my overshoes and point at my feet while shouting 'these are john lobbs motherfucker, I don't let your subpar ugly ass branded **** touch my feet, that's peasant status'. at this point, I've made four of those motherfuckers cry

 

[Metlin]

Originally Posted by Teger

sometimes I wear overshoes of my jls (thats john lobbs to you plebes out there) and go to a gucci store and pretend to be looking at shoes. when the polite sales attendant offers to pull my size, i whip off my overshoes and point at my feet while shouting 'these are john lobbs motherfucker, I don't let your subpar ugly ass branded **** touch my feet, that's peasant status'. at this point, I've made four of those motherfuckers cry

Somebody needs a life.

 

[dfagdfsh]

Originally Posted by Metlin

Somebody needs a life.

I'm waiting for ups and fedex to show up with christmas presents I have to sign for.

THEY ARE BOTH LATE Agskhlasgklhasg